M50 Dudes, what's your biggest kill?

[stevotheevo]

the drugs don't work...............at least not when your posting on a forum

[Bob_S]

magpie, what the hell??!!!?
erm in various ways what have I served..

e46 323ci
e30 m3's
civic type r
numerous gays in saxo's clio's etc
mk2 2.0 16v golf track prepped would have BUT brake pads left a lot to be desired

evo 6, pulsar, corvette, scooby, cav, calibra and a couple of other things on a very wet silverstone

oh and top end run came out at 152mph indicated - is gearbox and 3.64 open diff - yes it can be an arse sometimes but you just have to be on the ball.
I am waiting for some new brake pads today as I royally roasted them on wednesday at oulton road pads on track ftw

Jon, bring the 205 on!! I'll give you a run for your money

[Jhonno]

Oh i forgot

330Ci also notched up..

I so wanna stab at Jon's Pug

[Jon_Bmw]

Colerne on Monday fellas, see you there?

I'll bring the slicks

[LondonTom]

Good topic beemerlad mate - shame about all the weird posts which are completely off topic, must have been a heavy night down the pub!!

Back on topic...I think my sweetest win was against guy with a Porsche Boxster. Around 4am I was at the stop light waiting to turn right, talking with the girl next to me. Than he stopped, I looked at him, he was with a girl too, and he started to rev the car. I tought to myself "well i guess we're not turning right here" I reved the car couple times and started to wait for the green light. We raced until the next stop light and I smoked him reaaaaly bad. Than he stopped like two cars behind me, but I putted on reverse, stopped next to him and ask him what engine he has. He said it was a 3 litre but I dont think it was a 3 litre. Than I made a U turn in front of him, going really sideways, and continued where I was going. My friend asked me, how come we were faster than a Porsche, and I said that because it's a Porsche, it doesn't mean it's a faster car

He said not in your head mate

[E30BeemerLad]

you have to forgive Jon and his sickness for french contraptions, he's a poor student and has been busy converting his already frugal M42 torquemeister onto LPG, reckon he's got a leak into the cabin

Alpina owners are a breed apart

Magpie's from the North East, so he's alright in my book

[Jon_Bmw]

you have to forgive Jon and his sickness for french contraptions, he's a poor student and has been busy converting his already frugal M42 torquemeister onto LPG, reckon he's got a leak into the cabin

[magpie]

friday night lads peed up and ganja'd

it was friday ffs

cheers beemerlad for the moral support
but i was a bit pished up last night

[steerfromtherear]

My sport and Alex's 190bhp m20 325 seemed to have no trouble keeping up with RandomDave on the North Devon link road.
In fact I distinctly remember pushing them both up a hill with some reserve but that doesnt mean anything really.

Would be nice to test it out fairly, maybe on the Xmas SW blast.

[e301988325i]

The only way you're going past me is with the slipstream from my barn door!!!

[Cook318IS]

what sort of 0-60 time do m50b25 e30's boast?

[Bob_S]

what sort of 0-60 time do m50b25 e30's boast?

10 seconds, because the is HAS to be quicker and that will amble to 60 in 9.9

[Cook318IS]

what sort of 0-60 time do m50b25 e30's boast?

10 seconds, because the is HAS to be quicker and that will amble to 60 in 9.9

lol ok... what about the 0-60 time of a galvanised m50? must be quicker than a galvanised m42!

[E30BeemerLad]

i'm guessing with a decent launch you'd be in the 6's somewhere

[Bob_S]

I've had a rough time at 7 seconds with is box, 3.64 diff, I suffered for grip though and was cold
hows' yours coming along lee? ;)

[E30BeemerLad]

Tomorrow is the day for another round with it.

Got a list printed off and gonna do a few piddly jobs and hopefully get my mojo back. Got some bits to get ordered still.

[magpie]

glad to hear it bud

[twism]

He said not in your head mate

What does that mean?

Cheers, Alex

[Bob_S]

Tomorrow is the day for another round with it.

Got a list printed off and gonna do a few piddly jobs and hopefully get my mojo back. Got some bits to get ordered still.

good stuff, sod the pics and get the little jobs done first or start at the back of the car and work forwards doing each job as you get to it

[BigBavarian]

Like what ive been reading here! Should be fun when i finally get mine on the road.

[E30BeemerLad]

Tomorrow is the day for another round with it.

Got a list printed off and gonna do a few piddly jobs and hopefully get my mojo back. Got some bits to get ordered still.

good stuff, sod the pics and get the little jobs done first or start at the back of the car and work forwards doing each job as you get to it

Yep, that's the plan my good man.

BBB - that was part of my reason for starting this thread, to will myself along, so judging by what people have managed to bait and snag so far, this should be quicker than the soarer on account of being 500kgs lighter lol. Well that and the fact the soarer still has it's 112mph limiter on

[jamie323i]

He said not in your head mate

What does that mean?

Cheers, Alex

Think he means,stop telling porkies...

[twism]

He said not in your head mate

What does that mean?

Cheers, Alex

Think he means,stop telling porkies...

Well I'm not telling porkies I'm not some 16 year old kid, that want to impress anyone here. The author asked something and I told my story. By the way, I'm from Bulgaria, and what I said, happened over there.

here's a picture of my car:



and here's a picture of the m50 sitting inside:



Alex

[E30BeemerLad]

Nice one, non vanos lump just like mine. I've also got a Sparco steel strutbrace similar to that waiting to go on

[fuzzy]

not the proper topic i know but the same idea and any chance to boast i can get....
mitsu evo's, subaru imprezzas, m3's, porsches, civic type r's off the top of my head and many more ive forgotten and that was with under 300bhp.
one thats just sprung into mind was the time i had a bath on my roof rack with the toilet and cistern inside the car and i bet a cupra iirc away from the lights from a standing start. my what fun.
onwards and upward to the next level of 360-370 bhp

[barryj]

Penises feeling a little small tonight boys?

[E30BeemerLad]

nope, i've just had a wank

[Wilson325i]

*MODS* please clean this thread up, and change title to M50/M52.

I was gona start this kinda thread as well for the M50/M52 boys to brag/talk/big up (whatever you wana call it) about there cars.

last weekend on my way to ants house i served up a V64MOTION it was de-badged, but you can tell a MK4 golf with two pipes sticking out on one side, could not have been a V5, as this V6 did hold its own untill silly MPH when he had to make way...

[e30bmlover]

here's a picture of my car:

ah! i see we have taste! i see schnitzer stripes...

i cant comment on traffic light gp victories as im not into that sort of thing

[e30bmlover]

nope, i've just had a ****

who was he??? LMAO!!!

[fuzzy]

*MODS* please clean this thread up, and change title to M50/M52.

I was gona start this kinda thread as well for the M50/M52 boys to brag/talk/big up (whatever you wana call it) about there cars.

last weekend on my way to ants house i served up a V64MOTION it was de-badged, but you can tell a MK4 golf with two pipes sticking out on one side, could not have been a V5, as this V6 did hold its own untill silly MPH when he had to make way...

my touring will kill m50/m52's all day long if thats what you want?

[e30bmlover]

*MODS* please clean this thread up, and change title to M50/M52.

I was gona start this kinda thread as well for the M50/M52 boys to brag/talk/big up (whatever you wana call it) about there cars.

last weekend on my way to ants house i served up a V64MOTION it was de-badged, but you can tell a MK4 golf with two pipes sticking out on one side, could not have been a V5, as this V6 did hold its own untill silly MPH when he had to make way...

my touring will kill m50/m52's all day long if thats what you want?

too true mate... but its powered by a ford engine.... you cant have it all

[bss325i]

My S50 has taken out a few "performance" cars.

[e30bmlover]

My S50 has taken out a few "performance" cars.

i bet its @ucking quick! does it have enough to take out fuzzys ford engine!?!?!
name some victories too!

[fuzzy]

My S50 has taken out a few "performance" cars.

i bet its @ucking quick! does it have enough to take out fuzzys ford engine!?!?!
name some victories too!

similar power levels. it could go either way.