I fucking bet it was him. Totally clueless, had a purple chrome bumper wrongun, lived in some council parts....
Wrapped it round a tree
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That rings a bell, did he ask about putting M3 arches on to cover the rear quarter damage?Jon_Bmw wrote:Does anyone remember that purplemtec!
I ******* bet it was him. Totally clueless, had a purple chrome bumper wrongun, lived in some council parts....
Wrapped it round a tree

Jon_Bmw wrote:Does anyone remember that purplemtec!
I ******* bet it was him. Totally clueless, had a purple chrome bumper wrongun, lived in some council parts....
Wrapped it round a tree



FFS grow up!!! Its either GONE or you need to back up your claims of sincerity by employing a retired plod in a "Columbo" mack (at great expense). My grandad left me a watch which was supposed to be valuable, when I took it in for repair it turned out to be worthless and beyond repair. I STILL loved my grandad, remember your old man and forget the bloody car, people matter, not things.[/i]Ollie_bwoii wrote:Nah it cant have been that purple on ebecause it wasn't an mtec!!!!!!!!
Along with some Action Man accessories.pacerpete wrote:I bet there are / were some half sucked werthers down the back of the rear seat along with a few half pennies and mouldy chips !Andyboy wrote:A trace of spunk mixed with Hydrolastic fluid - a potent mix to a Paedo on a hot day.pacerpete wrote:
Tell them you are plod and you want to recover a DNA 'sample' from the rear seat !

Did he use to drive it then?????georob wrote:My mate down Northampton had it, bought it off some pikeys, its long gone, about 18months ago iirc

Ollie_bwoii wrote:Did he use to drive it then?????georob wrote:My mate down Northampton had it, bought it off some pikeys, its long gone, about 18months ago iirc


have you ever weighed yourself - be fucking heavier than the car so why dont people crush you.Ollie_bwoii wrote:hav u eva weighed urself!!!!!!!!!! b fuckin heavyer than the car so y dont people crush u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think he is implying that pacer pedro is a tad on the portly side lolSidewaysScouser wrote:How ironic, I had to rely on a Scotsman to translate! Cheers Wullie - any idea what he means tho.?
Ollie - As has been said again, and again, and again - your dad's old car is dead, deceased, no-more. Get over it!
P.S. As a final, last ditch attempt to trace the last keeper you could write to the DVLA asking them to forward a letter (that you've enclosed) to the former keeper. I'd send an envelope with a stamp on it so the clerk at the registration office just has to post the letter on. The less they have to do, the more chance they'll do something. This worked a few years ago for me.

Ollie_bwoii wrote:hav u eva weighed urself!!!!!!!!!! b fuckin heavyer than the car so y dont people crush u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so crushing yourself is not an option?pacerpete wrote:Ollie_bwoii wrote:hav u eva weighed urself!!!!!!!!!! b fuckin heavyer than the car so y dont people crush u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes i am a fat c11nt, but i can always diet . You will always be sad and thick !

Pete will lose loads of weight when "Jerky" goes off the menu..... Ello?wullie325i wrote:"so crushing yourself is not an option?

OH so ur pretty much stuck then aint you???pacerpete wrote:Ollie_bwoii wrote:hav u eva weighed urself!!!!!!!!!! b fuckin heavyer than the car so y dont people crush u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes i am a fat c11nt, but i can always diet . There is no known cure for stupidity !
only when he tries to go through doorwaysOllie_bwoii wrote:OH so ur pretty much stuck then aint you???pacerpete wrote:Ollie_bwoii wrote:hav u eva weighed urself!!!!!!!!!! b fuckin heavyer than the car so y dont people crush u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes i am a fat c11nt, but i can always diet . There is no known cure for stupidity !

wullie325i wrote:only when he tries to go through doorwaysOllie_bwoii wrote:OH so ur pretty much stuck then aint you???pacerpete wrote:
Yes i am a fat c11nt, but i can always diet . There is no known cure for stupidity !
