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Mon May 19, 2008 10:06 pm

Does anyone remember that purplemtec!

I fucking bet it was him. Totally clueless, had a purple chrome bumper wrongun, lived in some council parts....

Wrapped it round a tree :D
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Mon May 19, 2008 10:07 pm

Jon_Bmw wrote:Does anyone remember that purplemtec!

I ******* bet it was him. Totally clueless, had a purple chrome bumper wrongun, lived in some council parts....

Wrapped it round a tree :D
That rings a bell, did he ask about putting M3 arches on to cover the rear quarter damage?
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Mon May 19, 2008 10:10 pm

Jon_Bmw wrote:Does anyone remember that purplemtec!

I ******* bet it was him. Totally clueless, had a purple chrome bumper wrongun, lived in some council parts....

Wrapped it round a tree :D

I think it was a 'D' plate with black leather ? :eek:
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Mon May 19, 2008 10:12 pm

We have found the toaster donar ladies and gents.

My job here is done 8)
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Mon May 19, 2008 10:21 pm

Unless that loser was driving that around without road tax that can't be the one so keep searching :)
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Mon May 19, 2008 10:23 pm

I think he was a little unclear on road tax rules spadge...

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It could still be the one :)
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Mon May 19, 2008 10:26 pm

SPADGE wrote:Unless that loser was driving that around without road tax that can't be the one so keep searching :)
Spoilsport ! :)
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Tue May 20, 2008 12:28 am

Nah it cant have been that purple on ebecause it wasn't an mtec!!!!!!!!
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Tue May 20, 2008 12:55 am

Ollie_bwoii wrote:Nah it cant have been that purple on ebecause it wasn't an mtec!!!!!!!!
FFS grow up!!! Its either GONE or you need to back up your claims of sincerity by employing a retired plod in a "Columbo" mack (at great expense). My grandad left me a watch which was supposed to be valuable, when I took it in for repair it turned out to be worthless and beyond repair. I STILL loved my grandad, remember your old man and forget the bloody car, people matter, not things.[/i]
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Tue May 20, 2008 9:04 am

My mate down Northampton had it, bought it off some pikeys, its long gone, about 18months ago iirc
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Tell them you are plod and you want to recover a DNA 'sample' from the rear seat ! :eek:
A trace of spunk mixed with Hydrolastic fluid - a potent mix to a Paedo on a hot day.
I bet there are / were some half sucked werthers down the back of the rear seat along with a few half pennies and mouldy chips ! :eek:
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Tue May 20, 2008 9:20 am

I'm not sure this is the same car - that purple thing was originally Dolphin grey...and wasn't it a Tech 1 Sport?
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georob wrote:My mate down Northampton had it, bought it off some pikeys, its long gone, about 18months ago iirc
Did he use to drive it then?????
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Tue May 20, 2008 10:38 pm

Ollie_bwoii wrote:
georob wrote:My mate down Northampton had it, bought it off some pikeys, its long gone, about 18months ago iirc
Did he use to drive it then?????

Before he weighed it, yes ! :eek:
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Tue May 20, 2008 11:29 pm

hav u eva weighed urself!!!!!!!!!! b fuckin heavyer than the car so y dont people crush u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tue May 20, 2008 11:42 pm

^^^^Anyone care to translate? :roll:
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Tue May 20, 2008 11:46 pm

Ollie_bwoii wrote:hav u eva weighed urself!!!!!!!!!! b fuckin heavyer than the car so y dont people crush u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
have you ever weighed yourself - be fucking heavier than the car so why dont people crush you.

there you go in good old english! :wink:
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Tue May 20, 2008 11:56 pm

How ironic, I had to rely on a Scotsman to translate! Cheers Wullie - any idea what he means tho.?

Ollie - As has been said again, and again, and again - your dad's old car is dead, deceased, no-more. Get over it!

P.S. As a final, last ditch attempt to trace the last keeper you could write to the DVLA asking them to forward a letter (that you've enclosed) to the former keeper. I'd send an envelope with a stamp on it so the clerk at the registration office just has to post the letter on. The less they have to do, the more chance they'll do something. This worked a few years ago for me. :D
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SidewaysScouser wrote:How ironic, I had to rely on a Scotsman to translate! Cheers Wullie - any idea what he means tho.?

Ollie - As has been said again, and again, and again - your dad's old car is dead, deceased, no-more. Get over it!

P.S. As a final, last ditch attempt to trace the last keeper you could write to the DVLA asking them to forward a letter (that you've enclosed) to the former keeper. I'd send an envelope with a stamp on it so the clerk at the registration office just has to post the letter on. The less they have to do, the more chance they'll do something. This worked a few years ago for me. :D
i think he is implying that pacer pedro is a tad on the portly side lol :D
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Wed May 21, 2008 12:05 am

oh and that pete needs to be crushed aswell winkeye
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Ollie_bwoii wrote:hav u eva weighed urself!!!!!!!!!! b fuckin heavyer than the car so y dont people crush u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes i am a fat c11nt, but i can always diet . There is no known cure for stupidity ! :)
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If you don't try you'll never get anything!!!!!!!!!!
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pacerpete wrote:
Ollie_bwoii wrote:hav u eva weighed urself!!!!!!!!!! b fuckin heavyer than the car so y dont people crush u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes i am a fat c11nt, but i can always diet . You will always be sad and thick ! :)
so crushing yourself is not an option? winkeye
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Wed May 21, 2008 12:26 am

wullie325i wrote:"so crushing yourself is not an option? winkeye
Pete will lose loads of weight when "Jerky" goes off the menu..... Ello?
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pacerpete wrote:
Ollie_bwoii wrote:hav u eva weighed urself!!!!!!!!!! b fuckin heavyer than the car so y dont people crush u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes i am a fat c11nt, but i can always diet . There is no known cure for stupidity ! :)
OH so ur pretty much stuck then aint you???
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Wed May 21, 2008 12:37 am

Ollie_bwoii wrote:
pacerpete wrote:
Ollie_bwoii wrote:hav u eva weighed urself!!!!!!!!!! b fuckin heavyer than the car so y dont people crush u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes i am a fat c11nt, but i can always diet . There is no known cure for stupidity ! :)
OH so ur pretty much stuck then aint you???
only when he tries to go through doorways :D
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wullie325i wrote:
Ollie_bwoii wrote:
pacerpete wrote:
Yes i am a fat c11nt, but i can always diet . There is no known cure for stupidity ! :)
OH so ur pretty much stuck then aint you???
only when he tries to go through doorways :D


HAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:) ah the irony of sarcasm
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the car is dead r.i.p tough sh*t look for another one m8 :( :bla:
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the e30 zone a loving caring place where you come for friendly advice from fellow e30 enthusiasts winkeye

"tough sh$t look for another one" :twisted:


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christ........im just off to watch a bit of playschool, feel the need for an IQ blast :?
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