5 steps to retribution Buy a cheap bike Buy duvet Turn bike into battle bike Wrap youself in duvet and cellotape Take a long run up and smash battle bike into the lads dads car. Inform lads dad you didn't do it, and its not even your bike and go home smug. Then errect CCTV. Alternativly go on holid...

A brilliant start too your first E30, should get the wifey to buy you some springs for christmas.
well done
keep up the good work