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by Mr_Clarksun
Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:28 pm
Forum: E30 BMW Chat
Topic: Do I have a rare car?
Replies: 61
Views: 1984

Re: Do I have a rare car?

daimlerman wrote:Good to see 'Mr Clarksun' posting again,how are you keeping,Dave?
Exceedingly well Margaret, hope the world finds you similarly.
by Mr_Clarksun
Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:24 pm
Forum: E30 BMW Chat
Topic: Do I have a rare car?
Replies: 61
Views: 1984

Re: Do I have a rare car?

I'm no Columbo, but I reckon I might just have the original Wilhelm Wynett/William Heck 318is rally car of 1990. I know the Wynett/Heck car was originally pink and when checking the spare yesterday what did I find under the carpet - PINK PAINT! I also know that Wynett liked to wear a German infantr...
by Mr_Clarksun
Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:44 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: COTM August 2008: The Essence of E30 in its 25th Year
Replies: 5
Views: 1070

COTM August 2008: The Essence of E30 in its 25th Year

Time flies when you’re having fun. You take a small ”˜me-time’ break to spend give some much needed attention to your Favourite Mode Of Personal Transport ”“ no, not an E30 you may or may not be surprised, horrified, affronted, put-out or otherwise hacked off; it’s entirely up to you ”“ but my achin...
by Mr_Clarksun
Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:04 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: June 2008 COTM - Metal Bumpers
Replies: 106
Views: 7441

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chrome / kroʊm / noun, verb, chromed, chrom”¢ing. ”“noun 1. chromium. 2. chromium-plated or other bright metallic trim, as on an automobile. 3. Photography: a positive color transparency; kodachrome. 4. Automotive / BMW: Pre-facelift; inner-arch delete; fitted with external fuel pump. ”“verb (used ...
by Mr_Clarksun
Fri May 16, 2008 9:17 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: June 2008 COTM - Metal Bumpers
Replies: 106
Views: 7441

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Ziggy wrote:Lookin great Oakey :cool:

(also the only one so far with the allowed headlights!)
There's always a stickler....

Enter your car, Bowie-boy, or are you scared?
by Mr_Clarksun
Tue May 13, 2008 12:26 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: June 2008 COTM - Metal Bumpers
Replies: 106
Views: 7441

June 2008 COTM - Metal Bumpers

Right then my little zonelings, time to get the autosol and P40 out. With all this sunshine it seems a shame not to have it reflecting off a nice bit of chrome. Your new category is metal bumper cars, chromies, pre-face, tech1, non-projector, non-impact, Oct 87 or earlier stamped on the V5. Converti...
by Mr_Clarksun
Mon May 12, 2008 8:55 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: May 2008 Car of the Month - Anything goes
Replies: 117
Views: 8488

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Late again. Summer, not me. Me? I've been deliberating long and hard over the winner of this COTM. Pride was the effective theme of the challenge I set this time, and there's not a car entered which fails that criteria one little bit. There has to be a winner though, no more endless prevarication fr...
by Mr_Clarksun
Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:05 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: May 2008 Car of the Month - Anything goes
Replies: 117
Views: 8488

May 2008 Car of the Month - Anything goes

Well gentlemen, and any ladies who haven't been driven off the forum by the more â€Ëaenthusiastically gregarious' amongst the membership. What to set this month's category to? A dilemma upon the horns of which I have been riding this whole last week. If I'm honest, and I relish the opportunity of...
by Mr_Clarksun
Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:11 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: April 2008 Car of the Month - convertibles
Replies: 161
Views: 13379

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Choices, choices. Sometimes pleasurable, sometimes not. It almost always seems —a these days —a that they mean leaving something behind that you'll always wistfully recall. No matter the relative merits of the winner and those that you discard like cigarette packets tossed into the night, ...
by Mr_Clarksun
Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:26 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: April 2008 Car of the Month - convertibles
Replies: 161
Views: 13379

April 2008 Car of the Month - convertibles

What a month. Seems only two days ago that I dumped that M3 back with BMW. I'll be frank; I DO NOT KNOW where the last four weeks have gone. It's been an unrelenting storm of lawyers, suits, lawsuits and â€Ëabusiness opportunities'. My only respite was one bright morning late last week when I swu...
by Mr_Clarksun
Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:38 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: February 2008 Car of the Month - M Cars & Tuning Houses
Replies: 85
Views: 6971

Rule for Driving #3: Have no small crashes . If you're going to loop-out and hit something, hit it hard . Never mind that old-school Physics bull about Irresistible Force and the Immovable Object. My main rule of the road is that some objects are more moveable than others . I'd presumed the explana...
by Mr_Clarksun
Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:31 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: February 2008 Car of the Month - M Cars & Tuning Houses
Replies: 85
Views: 6971

February 2008 Car of the Month - M Cars & Tuning Houses

"Hi Mr Clarksun, my name is Wendy from BMW, and I want more than anything else in the world to send over the new E92 M3, tanked up and insured, for you to road test for a week or two [chuckle] Yeah, I thought that would interest you [giggle]. Call me anytime at 0800-BRACKNELL.â€a How long, O Lor...
by Mr_Clarksun
Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:01 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: January 2008 Car of the Month - Overseas
Replies: 97
Views: 7100

There are some interesting opinions on the 'Zone these days, and not all of them from strangers. Old friends have been calling me late at night from places like Nassau and Kowloon and New York, raving angrily about which of this crew of COTM entries should take the number one spot. They've called me...
by Mr_Clarksun
Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:27 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: January 2008 Car of the Month - Overseas
Replies: 97
Views: 7100

January 2008 Car of the Month - Overseas

“God's mercy on you swine!â€a I shouted at the two Bolivian prison guards as the Cessna lifted off from the airfield. They looked back at me, but said nothing. By this time I was laughing crazily and tossing lifejackets out of the side door. I was just another gringo giving them the slip. A...
by Mr_Clarksun
Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:48 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: Car of the month - November : Performance and Modified
Replies: 95
Views: 8285

Car of the month - November : Performance and Modified

For this months coveted monthly title we are looking for performance and modified cars, be it some giro funded wrongness or a feat of Einstein like ingenuity and engineering. The coveted badge will not go to the pipe and slipper, tweed jacket wearing, mint imperial sucking society. After last month'...
by Mr_Clarksun
Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:40 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: Car of the month - October: Tourings
Replies: 239
Views: 17557

It was a choice tougher that a Little Chef Hash Brown. Some say these Tourings were made from genuine Hermann Goering steel anointed by angels. Some say Matt Black is the new B&Q non drip gloss. Yep, it's Top Touring Time. That's Touring people, t-o-u-r-i-n-g. Not Tourer, Toureg, Toremolinos or Tour...
by Mr_Clarksun
Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:43 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: Car of the month - October: Tourings
Replies: 239
Views: 17557

Car of the month - October: Tourings

As summer draws to a close, the evenings draw in and we buckle down for the long cold autumn, it seems only apt that this months car of the month should be that pillar of summertime use, the touring. After a busy summer of hauling tents, caravans and trailers full of the remains of a garden makeover...
by Mr_Clarksun
Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:45 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: Car of the month - September: M40's
Replies: 107
Views: 7325

Hello fellow e30zoners. It gives me great pleasure to say I have been allowed out of my box once again for one day only, fed me some delicious treats and given the chance to decide the fate of this months e30zone car of the month entrants. And what a hardy task it has been! The standard of this mont...
by Mr_Clarksun
Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:25 am
Forum: COTM
Topic: Car of the month - September: M40's
Replies: 107
Views: 7325

Car of the month - September: M40's

Its that time again fellow e30zoners. That source of so much controversy, excitement and hushed whispers in darkened alleyways is once again upon us. Its time to dig out those dusty old photo's and pray for redemption from the merciless e30 gods themselves. E30zone car of the month is here yet again...
by Mr_Clarksun
Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:16 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: CAR OF THE MONTH - August 2007
Replies: 214
Views: 16004

That time has come my fellow e30zoners. The burden of deciding which of you to discard at the wayside and which to lift onto a podium for all to admire has been passed to me. I'd like to say its a task I undertake with a heavy heart and a sackful of guilt. But I don't. Life is hard, it has its ups a...
by Mr_Clarksun
Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:18 pm
Forum: COTM
Topic: CAR OF THE MONTH - August 2007
Replies: 214
Views: 16004

CAR OF THE MONTH - August 2007

Do you have a hankering for fame and glory? Need to re-affirm that the money you relentlessly pour into your e30 isn't being frittered away without any return? What you need is for your car to be the e30zone car of the month, to be featured on the E30Zone website banner! Yes thats right, E30zone is...