LOOOL, how true, back in 1988, i had a 325i in dolphin grey, beautyfull car, anyway, i have bloody puncture and i used the bmw jack supplied, all was good, turning the handile and BBAANNGG the F-----G car collapsed to one side leaving the tyre under the chassis holding it up and the brake disc about an inch from the ground... so left it there and called a mate who also has a bmw BUT with a Nisssan Micra Jack and used his, the car was up in seconds and didnt even move at all, VERY VERY stable.. NOW whay cant BMW think of an easy jack as the japanese ones then trying to be F-----G original with there shitty jacks, havent they had a wake up call yet, like good morning i smell coffee. OH by the way why not design a more stable jack, whats hard... the japanese where making jacks like that since the 60`s from what me ole` man told me, also i remember as a kid, when my father had a toyota corolla back in 1978 or something, they even supplied a FLACK which is like a colapsable triangle you put in front of the ture in case you had a puncture on a hill .... to stop it from rolling also in the kit was a set of 8 spanners, proper sparkplug extracto, pliers wheel brace in a roll type of tool bag..... and thats the japs for you, so when you go to bmw and buy a new car, u get cuple spanners, plastic spark plug hadle and extractor in a case in bolted to the boot lid and thats suppose to get you out of trouble easy trouble.... wake up man.. its about keeping standards and what you get for your money not bad reputation for keeping customers happy....., the best way to get bmw back is to destroy there engines from standard and make it faster.... 
  
  and use aftermarket parts to give the required power.
jimi
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Jimi