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Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:17 am
Weld a spark plug in your exhaust, connect it to a coil pack, then up to a live with a switch and there you go, instant rear bumper melter.
Please do it I want to see all consequences of this posted here afterwards.
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:25 am
Jhonno wrote: spook wrote: Shout sailorboy as loud as you can
I thought Rav came to this call?
Behave you Homo
spook wrote: Iains the Sealord, Ravs just the Captain.
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:04 pm
Oh, pics/video when its done stevie?
1990 brilliant red 318 is
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:06 pm
Before I got my van rolling roaded, it was overfuelling on the overrun. Thus it spat out big flames when I floored it then lifted off.
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:44 pm
spook wrote: Iains the Sealord, Ravs just the Captain.
Does this mean i'm the cabin boy?,don't fancy the idea to be honest
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:47 pm
Sometimes, if I have a really hot curry............ need I say more?
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:53 pm
use your screen wash tank to hold some petrol, tee of the pipe and direct it into your exhaust. then from the coil, tap into one of the plug leads and use a really long plug lead ( you may need to use 2 or three joined up to get the desired length) and feed it to the exhaust near where the fuel goes in. you will also need to have spark plug at the end of it. drill and fix it into he exhaust and off you go
every time you want flames, just go to clean your glass and rev the nuts out of your engine
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:54 pm
Jesus325iTouring wrote: spook wrote: Iains the Sealord, Ravs just the Captain.
Does this mean i'm the cabin boy?,don't fancy the idea to be honest
Sound like captain pugwash to me
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:26 pm
This guy has to be winding us up surely????
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Zetecvan
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:48 pm
Kos wrote: use your screen wash tank to hold some petrol, tee of the pipe and direct it into your exhaust.
Back in the day, a friend built a six wheel mini pickup and had big exhausts coming up the back of the cab. He used to inject oil into his exhausts that way so he could have dirty black smoke coming out, like a real trucker...
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:49 pm
Hahahaha that video! What a bunch of bellends!
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:51 pm
B7 wrote: This guy has to be winding us up surely????
You'd think so...
Someone would go to alot of effort to think up some of the crazy stuff he posts up just to be a wind up... But like others have said, he is genuine
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:04 pm
Jim, really?? Are u sure he is genuwin? I find it quite funny...
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:14 pm
People have met him so just going off what they have said. I think his threads are great.
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:27 pm
i think he is a troll but people like him do exist.... the guy driving in this video ....
[youtube]VIDEO [/youtube]
was on a forum i was on and he thought after being banned for that he could get something silly like a scooby
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:36 pm
Just so i insure ive got this fairy tale right till now.
Its a 318?
With a Boeing wing on the back
Odd arches
fake splits
With a hideous back bumper
& now he wants to make it flame??
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:40 pm
bab-91 wrote: Just so i insure ive got this fairy tale right till now.
Its a 318?
With a Boeing wing on the back
Odd arches
fake splits
With a hideous back bumper
& now he wants to make it flame??
correct, iirc 316
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:56 pm
No one else genuinely concerned that someone with this low an IQ is going to be allowed on the road, possibly with a flame throwing exhaust? There must be a law against this!
I have this mental picture of him showing off to some "bruvs" at traffic lights and melting the car behinds bumper
bab-91
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:32 pm
lol. O dear
Be grand. Its a 316, be like having a zippo attached to the exhaust
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:40 pm
316 with a badboy zaust kicking up flames... Sounds good
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topcat56
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:10 pm
How old are you stevie. flame kits. love it
you should try and make it into one of those monster trucks by getting huge wheels
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:31 pm
topcat56 wrote: How old are you stevie. flame kits. love it
you should try and make it into one of those monster trucks by getting huge wheels
At the moment he can only fit one big wheel on the back so may look odd
I feel he should do one side exit exhaust on each side of the car
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:00 pm
Also do the "remove left side main beam lamp to give way for a k&n cone"...it looks bad and can hear it suck, innit?
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:15 pm
B7 wrote: This guy has to be winding us up surely????
I've moved into this camp too.
He's an epic troll. A star.
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:24 pm
Gay flames
[youtube]
VIDEO [/youtube]
Awesome flames
[youtube]
VIDEO [/youtube]
Enough said
Fit something decent and overfuel it on overrun
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Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:09 pm
That 1st video is pure dumbness, surprised no one is toasting marshmellows
That 2nd vid, that red m3 is a beauty!!!!
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:53 am
i removed the left main bean light before on my black e30 and it looked good
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Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:03 am
cecotto479 wrote: B7 wrote: This guy has to be winding us up surely????
I've moved into this camp too.
He's an epic troll. A star.
This..
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steviebmw wrote: i removed the left main bean light before on my black e30 and it looked good
No it didnt
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