Clicker

[armanib]

Hello the other day i was in bm and wanted a new key and the man said whats your clicker look like i sade sort of like rectangle with a corner cut off and he said apparentlly these didnt come on E30 there from an E36 so what do you lots clicker look like?

[Alex]

i think the guy you were talking to was a phedofile

[e30topless]

i think the guy you were talking to was a phedofile

[armanib]

i think the guy you were talking to was a phedofile

yER WELL I DID FIND HIM IN THE TOILETS

[Alex]

there is your answer then

show us your clicker!!!!

[magpie]

mine don't click,the indicators flash on arm/disarm.
it has a bmw badge on.

[Alex]

on a more serious note rclick used to do a remote central locking kit with bmw e46 keys and you could get an e30 key blank with it, although it seems it has been discontinued

[armanib]

mine don't click,the indicators flash on arm/disarm.
it has a bmw badge on.

yER SAME. IS YOURS THE SAME SHAPE AS THIS

[bss325i]

Its a geuine BMW alarm that was an option on late E30's.

My H reg 320i touring had one.

The same alarm fob was used on early E36 alarms so prob why the clueless parts person said what he said.

[armanib]

Thought so he was a right nerd.
We was ordering shit and he was like nut for subframe ye we like ye 2 mins later showing us a picture of the bolts for the head we was like no took like 10 mins to find anyfin.
Anyone need any brand new bolts for there subframe we had to buy 10 at a time ?
Ermm is there a way to take the alarmbox its mounted on top of the front suspension llike i know it unbolts from bracket but do i have to cut wire or is there a connector somwhere as when we connected a battery had been sitting for like 2 yeer the alarm went mad and wouldnt stop so hit the alarm box with screwdriver like tapped with handle now dont work anyone hd this problem

[adit]

Thought so he was a right nerd.
We was ordering shit and he was like nut for subframe ye we like ye 2 mins later showing us a picture of the bolts for the head we was like no took like 10 mins to find anyfin.

PARDON?

[magpie]

Its a geuine BMW alarm that was an option on late E30's.

My H reg 320i touring had one.

The same alarm fob was used on early E36 alarms so prob why the clueless parts person said what he said.

mine has this and total closure.

[armanib]

Is there a way to remove alarm

[Alex]

I use a key

[Chase007]

+1 Pardon

[magpie]

[quote="armanib"]Thought so he was a right nerd.
We was ordering shit and he was like nut for subframe ye we like ye 2 mins later showing us a picture of the bolts for the head we was like no took like 10 mins to find anyfin.
Anyone need any brand new bolts for there subframe we had to buy 10 at a time ?
Ermm is there a way to take the alarmbox its mounted on top of the front suspension llike i know it unbolts from bracket but do i have to cut wire or is there a connector somwhere as when we connected a battery had been sitting for like 2 yeer the alarm went mad and wouldnt stop so hit the alarm box with screwdriver like tapped with handle now dont work anyone hd this problem[/quote

are you trying to thieve a car,or even a nice one!

innit.

[armanib]

Someone said there may be a way of unlocking boot from be behind the number plate but they joke alot so is this true

[magpie]

Someone said there may be a way of unlocking boot from be behind the number plate but they joke alot so is this true

try it on your own car,

[djk]

Hmmm... Can see how you got your 'p is for..' status now...

[armanib]

too cold to go out ill just sit on the boot and hope for the best

[magpie]

as long as it's your boot then fine.

[beemerbird]

too cold to go out ill just sit on the boot and hope for the best

Just hope that it doesn't catch fire, eh?

[Felix79]

Someone said there may be a way of unlocking boot from be behind the number plate but they joke alot so is this true

On cabs there is a slot for the old style alarm by the rear number plate. Iain actually pointed it out to me on my old cab.

Also why you always see a 2nd lock on the door of a car.

Surley the alarm will deactivate even if you use the key?

[LeonNewton]

hMy allarm only de activates with the fob. My old allarm was made quiat with a lump hammer but I needed to give an auto spark £10 to make the car go again

[armanib]

So would i have to cut the wire to get alarm off or is the a like a connector that pull apaart?
my battery keeps going flat, My speedo wires might be touching so maybe that or my driv dooor interior ligt dont work s maybe that

[LeonNewton]

Get an auto spark. Very cheep to disarm allarm

[armanib]

The alarm dont work im saying how do i remove it from car

[Felix79]

If the alarm is not working then I would not worry about it being dorment on the car.

I and most of the people on here would say get someoen to install a new system intot he car and let them worry about your old alarm. An approved installation will help keep your premium down on the car ( that's if you got it insured yet ) .

Both my old cab and my Alpina have retrofitted systems in them. I am planning on getting the Alpina's system upgraded this year so I can have remote locking again.

[armanib]

Na i just wana get it off fix then put back on.
more importantly http://www.realoem.com/bmw/showparts.do ... g=61&fg=15
would number 3 fit inside the speedo cable holder ?

[Felix79]

No idea on the wiering plan for an IS. I belieave early BMW alarms are not the most reliable hence many e30's have new ones installed.

Thinking about things why would any alarm cabels go to the cluster sockets?

[armanib]

ill unscrew the back of the alarm tomorrow if i get time.
Fixed bonnet cable today hooked up handbrake cable need to adjust tho .
Monday get some brake fluid then bleed brakes then ask mi birds dad when he can spray it if he says ages ill ask dads mate neil how long till he can do it then when done sit on my drive looking pretty

[armanib]

Heres a fewpics












Off to the spray shop she went today
Had ssome intrest from an indian man offered me £1500 on the spot i was like na ill keep it

[armanib]

Mi dads mate neils 318IS scum

[gareth]

i have a rectangular alarm fob on mine (89/90 325i touring) which does total closure-ish (front windows only, leaved the electric rears and sunroof open!). if you still have the small key, you can switch the alarm off via the key switch on the alarm sounder/control box itself.

incidentally, i went to BMW a while back, showed the chappie the alarm fob and he had one in stock. about £5 iirc

your parts man must be a plank!

[armanib]

Oh yer the alarm the batterys inside it had got old n green n burst open which was making my battery go ded She sleeeping in the oven as we speek