How to devalue your house in one very easy step!

[da4x4turbo]

Can i just say having "Da4x4turbo" as a log in name is extremely council!

Ha Ha, I know.... It's a long story. It was funny all those years ago !

I could open a new account but it doesn't bother me enough to do it.

It came about cos when I was younger all I could get insured on was my mums Freelander. A Diesel one. Which I thought was the fastest thing in the world at the time.... Till my friend shat all over it in a 1.6 Litre Vectra !!!

Nedless to say the p**s was taken mercilessly and the nickname was born and kind of stuck for a while. Just around the time I found the zone! :roll

[Jhonno]

Pretty good story behind the name at least!

[da4x4turbo]

Also, having rings are for retards as a sig could offend-

People who have driven round the ring.

And gay people.

You can do anal with a lady too apparently.... !

Well maybe not a "lady" !

[SUMPCRACKER]

Most are ladys untill they have had a few, and then most are pure filth.

[djk]

Lol at this thread!

Toyses and pramses, separated occasionally; it's just part of what makes the zone great!

[magpie]

Also, having rings are for retards as a sig could offend-

People who have driven round the ring.

And gay people.

You can do anal with a lady too apparently.... !

Well maybe not a "lady" !

filth


















any pics

[djk]

Most are ladys untill they have had a few, and then most are pure filth.

As a buddy of mine from the valleys used to say: 'EVERY bird is a potential DIRTBIRD'

[da4x4turbo]

Most are ladys untill they have had a few, and then most are pure filth.

That's why I always have a sneaky tub of vaseline in my pocket on the premise of it being lip-balm.

You never know when opportunity might knock !

[SUMPCRACKER]

Most are ladys untill they have had a few, and then most are pure filth.

As a buddy of mine from the valleys used to say: 'EVERY bird is a potential DIRTBIRD'

From the valleys

[djk]

Most are ladys untill they have had a few, and then most are pure filth.

That's why I always have a sneaky tub of vaseline in my pocket on the premise of it being lip-balm.

You never know when opportunity might knock !

Is that all? I carry around a briefcase full of knobbly dildoes and gimp masks on the off chance, but nothings fallen in my lap yet. Must be doing something wrong.

[SUMPCRACKER]

[djk]

Most are ladys untill they have had a few, and then most are pure filth.

As a buddy of mine from the valleys used to say: 'EVERY bird is a potential DIRTBIRD'

From the valleys

You've got to imagine the accent for the full effect - he sounded like Windsor Davies out of It Ain't 'Alf Hot Mum.

[da4x4turbo]

Most are ladys untill they have had a few, and then most are pure filth.

That's why I always have a sneaky tub of vaseline in my pocket on the premise of it being lip-balm.

You never know when opportunity might knock !

Is that all? I carry around a briefcase full of knobbly dildoes and gimp masks on the off chance, but nothings fallen in my lap yet. Must be doing something wrong.

From the sounds of it we should move to Wales !

[SUMPCRACKER]

My tactics work well, i only fail if they wake up.

[magpie]

Most are ladys untill they have had a few, and then most are pure filth.

That's why I always have a sneaky tub of vaseline in my pocket on the premise of it being lip-balm.

You never know when opportunity might knock !

Is that all? i don't have a sunroof and carry around a briefcase full of knobbly dildoes and gimp masks on the off chance, but nothings fallen in my lap yet. Must be doing something wrong.

[djk]

That's why I always have a sneaky tub of vaseline in my pocket on the premise of it being lip-balm.

You never know when opportunity might knock !

Is that all? I carry around a briefcase full of knobbly dildoes and gimp masks on the off chance, but nothings fallen in my lap yet. Must be doing something wrong.

From the sounds of it we should move to Wales !

No it's rubbish now, I've worn them all out, that's why I came back to England.

[da4x4turbo]

My tactics work well, i only fail if they wake up.

Perhaps a trip to a mortuary might be in order?

Although if one of them wakes up you're truly fu**ed !

[djk]

That's why I always have a sneaky tub of vaseline in my pocket on the premise of it being lip-balm.

You never know when opportunity might knock !

Is that all? i don't have a sunroof and carry around a briefcase full of knobbly dildoes and gimp masks on the off chance, but nothings fallen in my lap yet. Must be doing something wrong.

I just got that

[magpie]

Is that all? i don't have a sunroof and carry around a briefcase full of knobbly dildoes and gimp masks on the off chance, but nothings fallen in my lap yet. Must be doing something wrong.

I just got that

[SUMPCRACKER]

My tactics work well, i only fail if they wake up.

Perhaps a trip to a mortuary might be in order?

Although if one of them wakes up you're truly fu**ed !

Its hard to get the required friction when there dead.

[djk]

My tactics work well, i only fail if they wake up.

Perhaps a trip to a mortuary might be in order?

Although if one of them wakes up you're truly fu**ed !

Its hard to get the required friction when there dead.

[da4x4turbo]

No it's rubbish now, I've worn them all out, that's why I came back to England.

Trying to picture how you wear out a knobbly dildo. Is it just a regular dildo now with the knobbles worn down?

[SUMPCRACKER]

No it's rubbish now, I've worn them all out, that's why I came back to England.

Trying to picture how you wear out a knobbly dildo. Is it just a regular dildo now with the knobbles worn down?

Must look like a string of softmints?

[magpie]

Perhaps a trip to a mortuary might be in order?

Although if one of them wakes up you're truly fu**ed !

Its hard to get the required friction when there dead.

OHMG, bucket please

[djk]

Trying to picture how you wear out a knobbly dildo.

Time and effort, not to mention blood, sweat and tears. Believe.

[da4x4turbo]

My tactics work well, i only fail if they wake up.

Perhaps a trip to a mortuary might be in order?

Although if one of them wakes up you're truly fu**ed !

Its hard to get the required friction when there dead.

Don't use any lube, that's the trick. Man rigor mortis sure has benefits !!!

[d6dph]

[SUMPCRACKER]

AlWAYS use lube, if that thing closes on you, you may as well have it trapped in a lift door.

Dont do man corpses, knowing my luck il get the one out of barrymores swimming pool.

[Jesus325iTouring]

Only on the Zone could this happen,I began reading the first page of the thread the otherday, the lads council carpark,I click on page 4 now,not having read the rest yet and now dildo's,anal and gimp masks are being discussed.I know I could go back and read it,but it amazes how a thread can change out of all preportions from the original title!

[SUMPCRACKER]

Im sorry for ruining your thread Dave-


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[djk]

I'm keeping quiet now, don't want to garner a reputation for logging on to the zone while inebriated...

[djk]

Im sorry for ruining the thread-


1) Sumpcracker
2)djk
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[d6dph]

Haha No worries! I just got a little concerned with the content. Not really what we are looking for on the zone!

[SUMPCRACKER]

Err maybe it needs a bit of editing- Dans mum may have a look regarding the earlier quote



You think this is bad, wait untill Billing

[magpie]

AlWAYS use lube, if that thing closes on you, you may as well have it trapped in a lift door.

Dont do man corpses, knowing my luck il get the one out of barrymores swimming pool.

that's how barrymore puts his fags oot,

don't ya know.