has anyone wombled there car
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hongkongfuey
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has anyone found bits lying around and used them to fix or mod their cars? what is the worse wombled car you have seen
if there wern't people like me,
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
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march109
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Best wombled car is the turbo 335i built by Toby.
325i Tech 1 Touring, breaking.
2.5 high comp. M20, 3.64 LSD, Fully undersealed, Spax springs & Bilstein shocks, s/s exhaust, Alpina rep wheels and more.
2.5 high comp. M20, 3.64 LSD, Fully undersealed, Spax springs & Bilstein shocks, s/s exhaust, Alpina rep wheels and more.
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once saw a micra with a cardboard box body kit and brown tape fixings
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hongkongfuey
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i once used a roses tin lid to fix an exhaust
if there wern't people like me,
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
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march109
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I've used a cola can to fix my motorbike. thsta the extent of my wombling.
325i Tech 1 Touring, breaking.
2.5 high comp. M20, 3.64 LSD, Fully undersealed, Spax springs & Bilstein shocks, s/s exhaust, Alpina rep wheels and more.
2.5 high comp. M20, 3.64 LSD, Fully undersealed, Spax springs & Bilstein shocks, s/s exhaust, Alpina rep wheels and more.
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Does a sock as a rear topmount rubber count?
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I used one of my sisters socks+cable tie over the airbox inlet and done away with the air-filter, as it kept gettin caked in oil...
I stopped doing this when it got sucked in after giving the engine some abuse
I stopped doing this when it got sucked in after giving the engine some abuse
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I know a lad whos' fuel pump in his mini failed one night and left him stranded in the middle of nowhere.
Now this is ingenious wombilng...
He emptied out the washer bottle and filled it with fuel from a petrol can in the boot. Then disconnected the pipe that goes to the washer jets and attached it to the inlet pipe for the carburettor. He then unplugged the wiper motor.
He drove home occasionally pressing the "wash wipe" stalk to pump a little fuel into the float chamber - well it saved waiting for recovery! lol
Now this is ingenious wombilng...
He emptied out the washer bottle and filled it with fuel from a petrol can in the boot. Then disconnected the pipe that goes to the washer jets and attached it to the inlet pipe for the carburettor. He then unplugged the wiper motor.
He drove home occasionally pressing the "wash wipe" stalk to pump a little fuel into the float chamber - well it saved waiting for recovery! lol
Alfa Delta- classic wombling!!
I once had a Scirocco with a blocked fuel line so I bungee corded a 5ltr plastic jerry can next to the rad and had some fuel pipe feeding from said jerry can. Worked a treat until, after some usual driving antics, can moved a bit and rested against cooling fan, which in turn wore through plastic can and dumped fuel load, leaving me stranded.
I once had a Scirocco with a blocked fuel line so I bungee corded a 5ltr plastic jerry can next to the rad and had some fuel pipe feeding from said jerry can. Worked a treat until, after some usual driving antics, can moved a bit and rested against cooling fan, which in turn wore through plastic can and dumped fuel load, leaving me stranded.
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There's been many a dumped banger I've liberated parts from to keep mine running, particularly my 1970 Minor Traveller because just about any BMC part will fit on from the likes of Minis, Austin 1300, Metro, Marina, etc.
In fact, it currently has an MG Midget engine & box and wheels, Metro HIF carb, Ford Orion front disc brakes...
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You do,nt know how tempted i am to comment on that tom. Its only the fear of a ban that.s stopping me.tomtomtom wrote:gear linkage broke on my mk2 golf, wrapped a condom round it to get me home! worked a treat!

Just do it.... you know it will be worth itgooner1 wrote:You do,nt know how tempted i am to comment on that tom. Its only the fear of a ban that.s stopping me.tomtomtom wrote:gear linkage broke on my mk2 golf, wrapped a condom round it to get me home! worked a treat!

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say it!gooner1 wrote:You do,nt know how tempted i am to comment on that tom. Its only the fear of a ban that.s stopping me.tomtomtom wrote:gear linkage broke on my mk2 golf, wrapped a condom round it to get me home! worked a treat!
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As a gasket or as a spark plug thread?march109 wrote:I've used a cola can to fix my motorbike. thsta the extent of my wombling.
I've done the spark plug thread to get me home after mine got fired out of the head, pulling it's thread as it went. Took 30 minutes of searching the roadside to find the plug but the repair got me home in the end.
On a Ford Sierra, i once used a piece of speaker wire as a throttle cable when mine snapped. I ran the wire out of the drivers window and through the bulkhead vents to the throttle linkage. With it wrapped around my right hand it made a useable hand operated throttle and got me home.
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Speak to us air force lads, we use speed tape on panels of jets that do 700mph followed by the comment "it'll do a trip"!!!
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march109
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Pushbikes don't count max!maxfield wrote:I've used a Corn Flakes box as a head gasket on a few bikes.
325i Tech 1 Touring, breaking.
2.5 high comp. M20, 3.64 LSD, Fully undersealed, Spax springs & Bilstein shocks, s/s exhaust, Alpina rep wheels and more.
2.5 high comp. M20, 3.64 LSD, Fully undersealed, Spax springs & Bilstein shocks, s/s exhaust, Alpina rep wheels and more.
Alfa_Delta wrote:I know a lad whos' fuel pump in his mini failed one night and left him stranded in the middle of nowhere.
Now this is ingenious wombilng...
He emptied out the washer bottle and filled it with fuel from a petrol can in the boot. Then disconnected the pipe that goes to the washer jets and attached it to the inlet pipe for the carburettor. He then unplugged the wiper motor.
He drove home occasionally pressing the "wash wipe" stalk to pump a little fuel into the float chamber - well it saved waiting for recovery! lol
i had a mk1 lotus cortina se it was mint but i could not find the little alloy cap that clipped on to the end of the indicater stalk, ford no longer made them etc, The club register was full of people asking about them. i was out one day at a friends who had kids and i looked at the maclarren buggy push chair, and on the end of the axels was a alloy cap that looked as if it would do the job, it was made for it! so i wrote to the company and they sent me 10 for nothing witch i sold at the next register meet for a fiver each

I was one of those club memberstrevski wrote:i had a mk1 lotus cortina se it was mint but i could not find the little alloy cap that clipped on to the end of the indicater stalk, ford no longer made them etc, The club register was full of people asking about them. i was out one day at a friends who had kids and i looked at the maclarren buggy push chair, and on the end of the axels was a alloy cap that looked as if it would do the job, it was made for it! so i wrote to the company and they sent me 10 for nothing witch i sold at the next register meet for a fiver each![]()
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when i blew my 2.5 6 pot i used a cosworth engine i had lieing around in my garage to botch it up to get it running again. does that count?hongkongfuey wrote:has anyone found bits lying around and used them to fix or mod their cars? what is the worse wombled car you have seen
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putting a ford engine in a bmw is definatly wombling 
Have you got a Cossie lump fitted Fuzzy?fuzzy wrote:when i blew my 2.5 6 pot i used a cosworth engine i had lieing around in my garage to botch it up to get it running again. does that count?hongkongfuey wrote:has anyone found bits lying around and used them to fix or mod their cars? what is the worse wombled car you have seen
Youve not mentioned it before
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fuzzy
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i dont like to talk about it.OBs wrote:Have you got a Cossie lump fitted Fuzzy?fuzzy wrote:when i blew my 2.5 6 pot i used a cosworth engine i had lieing around in my garage to botch it up to get it running again. does that count?hongkongfuey wrote:has anyone found bits lying around and used them to fix or mod their cars? what is the worse wombled car you have seen
Youve not mentioned it before
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hongkongfuey
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some of these are cool things , i want to know some really bad ones
if there wern't people like me,
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
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Speedtouch
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Stuffed a cheap £50 Ford Granada MKIII's rear wheelarches full of newspaper and a thin skim of filler and rattle-can blowover and sold it for £65. 
///M aurice
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Used a Volvo gear-lever to make a short shift, does that count? 
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hongkongfuey
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i used a plastic wheel arch liner as a heat shield for my induction kit 
if there wern't people like me,
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?
with cars like mine,
who would you put down to make yourself feel better?




