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close minded magistrate

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:22 pm
by tailoutcharlie
hi all

had a bit of an eye opener the other day...

as a courier i meet quite a lot of different people on a daily basis. last week picked up a parcel from a respectable looking guy. turned out he is a magistrate. got talking about cars then onto BMWs. he then told me if he has someone in court for a traffic offence and they happen to drive a beemer he wont even listen to excuses or circumstance. according to this upstanding menber of society, people only buy a BMW if they are a boy racer at heart and he will therefore never give them the benfit of the doubt. I asked him if this is also true for say a scoobie or other obvious performance car and apparently not. he just has a thing for beemers.

I hate to think how many unfortunate sods have lost thier liscences in his court for straying over 42mph in a 40 zone.

I'm not advocating speeding or driving like an idiot, as you and i know, that the majority of BMW drivers either save it for a track day or are far to fond of thier car to twat it around a sainsburys car park with thw novas and escorts.

needless to say his parcel recieved a rather traumatic ride.

Re: close minded magistrate

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:32 pm
by munky30
tailoutcarlie wrote: needless to say his parcel recieved a rather traumatic ride.
:twisted: Nicely done.

What a c*nt, I dont like that word but with certain people nothing else seems to fit.

Re: close minded magistrate

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:39 pm
by tailoutcharlie
thats not the best bit either.

i only just caught him on his way out. after we done all the paperwork he screamed off in his 'shitron' berlingo . i thought my sprinter went ok and i couldn't catch him. gotta love the hypocrasy.

:banghead:

Re: close minded magistrate

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:18 pm
by Cyril
Wonder what was in the parcel? :?

Re: close minded magistrate

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:27 pm
by stuartgallafant
Cyril wrote:Wonder what was in the parcel? :?
probably gay sex toys...