E30 Zone

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-3-series-comp ... 415b276e86

Note the power from this engine!!

love it! i just mailed him asking for the dyno graphs so i'll let you know when he replies.

i too have emailed him to ask about his 0-60 time and what dyno was used or was it just a dynamo.

Always worth a try for the cullable gunts that want a very very fast advert.

This is probably one of them add a bit each time you talk about it bhp figures, i once met a lad at an mr 2 turbo meet down south and his car was also 350bhp. We then travelled north 200miles and it had gained 50bhp at the next stop when he was talking to someone else.

So by my rekoning my e30 m20b25 with 100k on clock must be well over 4500bhp by now. lol

It says "350-400 BPH".

Bullsh*ts Per Hour

HAHA!!

"a aston marton does 0-60 in 4.9 my car does it in 4.2 ....... i dont think i need to say anymore"


Id Love an Aston Marton....

turk wrote:HAHA!!

"a aston marton does 0-60 in 4.9 my car does it in 4.2 ....... i dont think i need to say anymore"


Id Love an Aston Marton....

You'd take an Aston over this prime example of R&D.

Yeah, but if you put a racing exhast on an Aston they're good for 900bhp and will drive themselves to the shop to collect your pint of milk in the morning.

omg this guy is smoking the grade obviously! 300bhp........ lmfa what a fukin tit

lol ah god , Maybe its a magic engine that gains bhp with age.

well my m52 is 530bhp............ so there!!!

LOL

e30-dk wrote:well my m52 is 530bhp............ so there!!!

LOL

i can't even lie convincingly so would have to put my hands up and say my 1990 325i probably only has about 120 of its' original horses left!

e30-dk wrote:well my m52 is 530bhp............ so there!!!

LOL

I Stole Ray Winstones Pint and survived

I wish that miserable Cheryl Cole tart would stop texting me every 5 mins..

It lives a few miles away from me. how embarrassing

I wish Ashley Cole would stop sending me pictures of his Junk

Hahaha, well I was just thinking if his is 350-400 I don't need cams and a remap now and I may aswel stick the original m52 inlet back on. I never knew how powerful these engines were,,, until now!!

Lol, what a plank

Wow.. What an uber twat!

350-400 BPH !!! Hmm that has to be bullshits per hour.

Note it says "solid bodywork even underneeth"

Then it says: "few specs of rust on the arches about the size of a 20p peice
small crack in front bumper, drivers side window arm is bent and will need replacing"

Not exactly solid "ey bruv"

Turd, just weigh it in

cock

Lets get him all excited by all of us putting a "watch " on it

I have

Send it round the Zone

RM2186 wrote:It lives a few miles away from me. how embarrassing

Ahh mate - pls go and see what its like - then gun him down!!!

ivqii wrote:Lets get him all excited by all of us putting a "watch " on it

I have

Send it round the Zone

Done.

Tempted to ask him will he take payment in punts

I'm watching

Right it was £16,000 new and has had £4,500 spent on it plus with that mileage must have had around £40,000 of fuel put in it. Now lets say a few more grand on oil, tyres and all that polish. This must make it a well over 60 grand car!

I've put my bid in at £50,000 and so far I'm winning!

Lovely car.

Im watching! With peeled eyes!

So i sent him this

Dear john.groom,

Hello there pal, I too have an m50 engine fitted into BMW and i am intrigued as to where you got your bhp figures and your 0-60times as with a stock m50b25 (192bhp factory)even with the lighten and balanced flywheel along with the accompanyment of a straight through decat systemn and remap i am only visualising 235-240bhp and thats being generous. Don't suppose you have any dyno graphs to show, including the resistance of the rollers. However if you can back this up i would be more than interested in buying your car, if only for the engine.

Thanks

S

And he replied with

Dear Simon,

hi,
thanks for the interest, i havent got the dyno slip for this car, as i baught the car off a close friend of mine who acctully put the engine and all the mods in for me and he was the one who dyno'd it... when i baught the car he told me he had the slip and the record of it but didnt give me it with all the other receipts, he just said to me if he finds it he will pass it on to me, i havent had the car long, i would of kept the car but cant now thru having a wedding to pay for lol
thanks


- john.groom

ha! i asked for the dyno graph and he sent me exactly the same reply:

hi,
thanks for the interest, i havent got the dyno slip for this car, as i baught the car off a close friend of mine who acctully put the engine and all the mods in for me and he was the one who dyno'd it... when i baught the car he told me he had the slip and the record of it but didnt give me it with all the other receipts, he just said to me if he finds it he will pass it on to me, i havent had the car long, i would of kept the car but cant now thru having a wedding to pay for lol
thanks

i think i believe him, he wouldn't lie, would he??

Interesting typos in exactly the same places in both replies. He must have had an awful lot of the same question to warrant a clipboard reply

hi,
thanks for the interest, i havent got the dyno slip for this car, as i baught the car off a close friend of mine who acctully put the engine and all the mods in for me and he was the one who dyno'd it... when i baught the car he told me he had the slip and the record of it but didnt give me it with all the other receipts, he just said to me if he finds it he will pass it on to me, i havent had the car long, i would of kept the car but cant now thru having a wedding to pay for lol
thanks

i got the same reply to the question i sent lol

so i've advised him that he's sent the same answer to a few other people on a bmw forum. i recon he must feel like a right cunt right now

Kos wrote:i got the same reply to the question i sent lol

so i've advised him that he's sent the same answer to a few other people on a bmw forum. i recon he must feel like a right **** right now

love it!

This would be his genuine reply if he was being truthful

"Thank you for your enquiry - no i do not have a Dyno printout
In fact I have no documentation at all - not even the V5.
I am still awaiting these from the previous owner who has promised them to me several times - i am sure that he will let me have them soon

The truth is that there is no house and no wedding - i have never had a girlfriend and live alone in a damp bedsit in Birmingham which stinks of cum

Basically the car is a bag of nails and I think that the true BHP is nearer 100
the engine is as tappety as Fred Astaire and appears to be only firing on four cylinders .The 0-60 time that I quoted is in days

The car does not have a lot of rust - on top of the roof - there is quite a bit elsewhere though

You will NOT regret buying this car - I do but you won't"

Haha excellent

0-60 in 4.2 seconds on ice perhaps

the reason we all go the same answer is because we all asked about the power

i explained that he's a fool, and that i have a 2.8 compact and his power figures are delusional