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And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool....

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:26 pm
by 78dude
Found some nice pictures here and the girl looks good to :cool:

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Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:28 pm
by maxfield
Horrible IMO.

Birds not exactly fantastic either.

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:19 am
by darkchild
78dude wrote:Found some nice pictures here and the girl looks good to :cool:
She looks like James Harries after his "gender surgery" :eek:

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:14 pm
by robbo86
the bird is definately a coyote arm woman (ask if you need me to explain) the car is allright

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:18 pm
by fuzzy
maxfield wrote:Horrible IMO.

Birds not exactly fantastic either.
exactly my thoughts. in fact i was wondering if in fact its a man in a dress.

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:22 pm
by fuzzy
darkchild wrote:
78dude wrote:Found some nice pictures here and the girl looks good to :cool:
She looks like James Harries after his "gender surgery" :eek:
ah , that frizzy haired wierdo that even as a child youd never tire of punching?
didnt he/she commit suicide after his/her gender swap after realising that even as a woman he/she'd would still never get a sh4g?

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:23 pm
by fuzzy
robbo86 wrote:the bird is definately a coyote arm woman (ask if you need me to explain) the car is allright
i need you to explain ? :?

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:47 pm
by zaust
My mum had one of them in white lol... :cool:

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:53 pm
by OBs
Shes alright :?
Not stunning but worth a poke....

I didnt know they came with Larda head lights?

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:10 pm
by Blitz
The wheels let the car down.

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:52 pm
by Jesus325iTouring
The birds a mess,but the cars :cool:

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:20 pm
by Andyboy
That looks like a Morris Oxford on 19" Kahns.

Awful.

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:02 pm
by choppa7
like the car, not the chick, but I would winkeye

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:20 pm
by Ziggy
Wouldn't take long to rip those wheels off & get some BBS splitties on there...

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:23 pm
by Fal_325i
That is a nasty piece of work, makes me wanna puke, and don't even get me sarted on that poor excuse for a woman!

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:40 pm
by v_nitro
As long as the owner is happy who cares what it is, better than rusting away.

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:57 pm
by Mtech327
choppa7 wrote:like the car, not the chick, but I would winkeye
You fussy bu**ers!

4 pints = stunner winkeye

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:40 pm
by Fal_325i
Fal_325i wrote:That is a nasty piece of work, makes me wanna puke, and don't even get me started on that poor excuse for a woman!

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:18 pm
by stuartgallafant
looks shit!

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:29 pm
by Gortour
fuzzy wrote:i was wondering if in fact its a man in a dress.
Could be...
I quite like the 'oriental eyes' early 2000s, but I would prefer the prettier twin headlight normal style that came a year or so later.
The wheels ruin it, think I need beer goggles for the 'bird'...

And Fuzzy, if a bird is 'Coyote Ugly', when you wake in the morning to find her lying on your arm, she's so rough you'd rather chew your own arm off than wake her to get your arm out from under her.

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:35 pm
by mr_dink
Mtech327 wrote:
choppa7 wrote:like the car, not the chick, but I would winkeye
You fussy bu**ers!

4 pints = stunner winkeye

I'd definately give her one. but that applies to almost any female.


As for the car, looks v.nice - apart from the wheels which are just wrong, and the Fast and bi-curious stickers down the side. :gay:

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:30 pm
by AlexBaur325
4 pints = stunner
id go with 2...my standards must be slipping.

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:17 pm
by robbo86
And Fuzzy, if a bird is 'Coyote Ugly', when you wake in the morning to find her lying on your arm, she's so rough you'd rather chew your own arm off than wake her to get your arm out from under her.
more or less what i was gunna say.....

a single bagger is where you have to stick a bag on her head before shagging her
a double bagger is where you puyt a bag on incase yours falls off
a coyote arm woman (or coyote ugly is another phrase) is how gortour explained it

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:11 pm
by Andyboy
Gortour wrote:
fuzzy wrote:i was wondering if in fact its a man in a dress.
Could be...
I quite like the 'oriental eyes' early 2000s, but I would prefer the prettier twin headlight normal style that came a year or so later.
The wheels ruin it, think I need beer goggles for the 'bird'...

And Fuzzy, if a bird is 'Coyote Ugly', when you wake in the morning to find her lying on your arm, she's so rough you'd rather chew your own arm off than wake her to get your arm out from under her.
BMW 2000's didn't come with four round headlamps later. The 1500, 1600 and 1800 came with two round lights, 2000's (66-72) all came with oblong units apart from a small number of US imports in 1969.

Oh, and if anyone here thinks the Girl is a pig, let's see pictures of your infinitely more attractive Mrs? Who's first then? 8)

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:16 pm
by fuzzy
my missus is far nicer although i have no pics to post. slim ,long blonde hair and big jugs.
and thats after producing my equally beautiful boy and girl in my avatar pics
i dont know how i managed that though as im certainly no oil painting. :D

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:18 pm
by Gortour
Oops, I meant to say round headlamps not twin lamps, sorry Andy... Didn't realise all the 2000s had the oblong lights though. I know the 1500, 1600 and 1800 were later, but thought the later 2000s would have had round lights too.
Nice one, you really are a mine of information. :thumb:

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:40 pm
by Rosc0PColtrane
StickAr Barry

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:46 pm
by daveyw
she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp. alright chassis though.

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:38 pm
by robbo86
Oh, and if anyone here thinks the Girl is a pig, let's see pictures of your infinitely more attractive Mrs? Who's first then?
its all a matter of taste, she has so much make up on the painters and decorators must have had to put up scaffolding to get to work, if i can find a picture, i will oblige, probably opening the floor up to rounds of abuse going along the lines of what we have all just said abo the lady boy at the top of this post

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:55 pm
by kuSt
didn't realise the ratio of e30 owners partnering super models was so high.

i thought i had fairly high standards, i'd dick that bint all over the shop...horses for courses, you wouldn't marry her, and you'd obviously get her to wash all that s**t off her face first.

car - stickers + wheels = nice

Re: And who said that old Beemers from the 60s are not cool.

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:31 pm
by robbo86
i make no claims the doris is a supermodel.... i would just prefer her over this one