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Gert_8
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That's right. Makes riding a Vespa extremely difficult, Bab!!
PONY, 2013 - "Anyway span 360 degrees hitting the kerb and giving the old man two fingers as I was spinning like Michael Schumacher would
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bab-91
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Deviants..
The Ashtray has served me, not so, well. It's time for it to go and a certain coont in England won't endorse my turd fetish!
pacerpete wrote: PS When did you get caked ? I thought you were a penniless Ashtray driving peasant !
The Ashtray has served me, not so, well. It's time for it to go and a certain coont in England won't endorse my turd fetish!
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pacerpete
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bab-91 wrote:Deviants..
pacerpete wrote: PS When did you get caked ? I thought you were a penniless Ashtray driving peasant !
The Ashtray has served me, not so, well. It's time for it to go and a certain coont in England won't endorse my turd fetish!
I'm protecting you from yourself ! I will still take your money though
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bab-91
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Spend the day in between dealerships, 'me Ma' refuses to drive in Belfast (which, strangely, becomes my problem.) She was looking a replacement for the car that was destroyed.
All this talk of me replacing the Ashtray with a luxury yoke must have rubbed off on Mother Bear. She bought a Mercedes B Class, 1.8 diesel, 6 speed manual, leather, sat nav etc etc we have fooking arrived
Nice thing, considering what it's replacing. Annoyed the salesman into giving me a bag of freebies including a Merc Branded coat
Not bad considering I didn't spend a penny! Now I really have the itch for a 1 series!
All this talk of me replacing the Ashtray with a luxury yoke must have rubbed off on Mother Bear. She bought a Mercedes B Class, 1.8 diesel, 6 speed manual, leather, sat nav etc etc we have fooking arrived
Nice thing, considering what it's replacing. Annoyed the salesman into giving me a bag of freebies including a Merc Branded coat
Not bad considering I didn't spend a penny! Now I really have the itch for a 1 series!
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Gert_8
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Lol! You in your Merc coat and Pony in his BM one will look like a couple gangstas on your night out! 
PONY, 2013 - "Anyway span 360 degrees hitting the kerb and giving the old man two fingers as I was spinning like Michael Schumacher would
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bab-91
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We will look 'Gucci'.Gert_8 wrote:Lol! You in your Merc coat and Pony in his BM one will look like a couple gangstas on your night out!
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EFAbab-91 wrote:We will look 'Jucy'.Gert_8 wrote:Lol! You in your Merc coat and Pony in his BM one will look like a couple gangstas on your night out!
Youth is wasted on the young.
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bab-91
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Got sorted today, became bored looking for a 123d & then seen a 320d that tickled my fancy. I'll be picking it up next week from the Motherland.
Cheers for the input!
Cheers for the input!
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It's euan all over again.
How's the chain?
How's the chain?
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B7
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bab-91 wrote:bss325i wrote:
Does it have to be 5dr?
Unfortunately yes, I look after 2 of my elderly relatives.
bab-91 wrote:Just got back with the new yoke this morning. I'm smitten with it!
I'm confused?
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B7 wrote:bab-91 wrote:bss325i wrote:
Does it have to be 5dr?
Unfortunately yes, I look after 2 of my elderly relatives.bab-91 wrote:Just got back with the new yoke this morning. I'm smitten with it!
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I'm confused?
They are in the boot.
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pacerpete
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B7 wrote:bab-91 wrote:bss325i wrote:
Does it have to be 5dr?
Unfortunately yes, I look after 2 of my elderly relatives.bab-91 wrote:Just got back with the new yoke this morning. I'm smitten with it!
I'm confused?
One of babs elderly passengers is partial to doing a George Michael* at speed ,so a two door was deemed a more prudent choice
*Jumping out of a moving car as distinct from sucking off coppers
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bab-91
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Except I didn't get massive discount from BMW.bss325i wrote:It's euan all over again.
How's the chain?
Don't talk to me!
My local dealership has assured me that the warranty will be honoured to 120,000. They are a good bunch. Peter is not wrong about that relativeB7 wrote: I'm confused?
Situation changed. One is all but house bound and the other suffered with a severe blepharospasm for 5 years, luckily treatment is starting to work. Which means I'm free to do what I want!
Just as well.... the M Sport suspension would have brutalised the base of their spine.
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Cheers!ross_jsy wrote:F00king executive Babs!
Thought you were looking for e28's?
Just worried about it being parked out on the street. Pacer fixed that itch. It lands in April.
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pacerpete wrote:ross_jsy wrote:F00king executive Babs!
Thought you were looking for e28's?
The EX member of the Socialist Workers Party has bought one of them as well !!! Austinf000kingtatious or what !
Being THE Cub has it's benefits.
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Gert_8
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Took your time getting back - thought I was going to have to ask the police to get a warrant to search Pete's
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bab-91
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Gert_8 wrote:Took your time getting back - thought I was going to have to ask the police to get a warrant to search Pete's
Stayed in Sheffield and fooked around in the Peak District. A lovely 'leisurely' drive.... averaged 30ish mpg
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you stayed in sheff & still have a car left? you lucky boybab-91 wrote:Gert_8 wrote:Took your time getting back - thought I was going to have to ask the police to get a warrant to search Pete's
Stayed in Sheffield and fooked around in the Peak District. A lovely 'leisurely' drive.... averaged 30ish mpg
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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sure you where in sheffield? lolbab-91 wrote:Sheffield seemed very posh, not what I was expecting.
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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steve_k
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very trueAndyboy wrote:Compared to Mansfield, Beirut is posh.
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)