E30 Zone

You may think this is a bit , well wierd, but I bet you have to join in !!

10 points per broken bone,
1 point per stitch.

This has to be a cumination of a lifes work (like not a one off).
Bruising,hair line fractures do not qualify and self harming will not be entertained.
" Oh my god I forgot this" type of thing will only be allowed once.

Chip in guy`s.

Here we go.
Bones;

5 ribs 50
two bones in feet 20
left leg 10
hand 10
fingers x 8 80

Stitches;
head 48
face 5
hand 12



Total 235


Mart.

Vasectomy and not going under local.

Satan wrote:Vasectomy and not going under local.

Injuries only or I would have counted that as well.

Local/general nothing extra.

Mart.

Worst injuries so far include:

Dog bite to face resulting in several stitches, still bear some scars years later. Got a few days off school to recover though.

Having a 320i E46 Coupe falling off the jack onto my arm as I was reaching in to bolt in the front underguard - hurt like hell for a few days, and may well have cracked my upper arm bone (humerus)...

Falling onto my shoulder heavily after slipping down a quarry while out walking a dog - again hurt like hell for several days, couldn't even change gear without severe pain.

Severe sunburn to the tops of my feet while on a beach on holiday in the south of France - made wearing any footwear very painful. Also managed to get some crude oil or similar in my eye whilst swimming in the sea.

Plus all the usual MIG weld spatter burns, knuckle injuries from slipping/broken spanners, tool slippages, etc. while working on cars over the years.

This will be fun, great thread idea, will post up later

well where to start.

fractured right hand as a child/young teen (accident at school during rugby match)

torn big ball of muscle out the small of my back after falling out a tree while pissed (age 18)

dog bite to left hand, nearly lost my left little finger, had about 10 stitches & half a bottle of new skin, (early 20's)
impaled left elbow on fencing spike while prating about (age 23)

fractured/broken left cheek bone/eye socket during a fight (mid 20's)

3 broken ribs after a bike smash (again mid 20's)

broken right knee/heavy nerve damage/torn all ligaments & tendons & cartleidge (sp?) (age 26) due to n accident at work.

broken left shoulder, fractured/twisted (still is) left collar bone, heavy/extensive nerve & muscle damage due to accident at work (age 33).
also 1.2mm off from a broken neck due to the above accident at work.

safe to say i'm a walking wreck lol, but due to the neck/shoulder/knee & collar bone moving around is a tad difficult, but thanks to a daily cocktail of codeine, tramadole & from time to time morphine patches & a permanently braced knee & a walking stick at times i still get about.

but when it's cold i'm almost a cripple


as for points scored? ain't got a clue.

martauto wrote:

Satan wrote:Vasectomy and not going under local.

Injuries only or I would have counted that as well.

Local/general nothing extra.

Mart.

Walking home after the OP and the next day around London with a mate who wanted to see London and take photos. I is hard mate.........

Oh and zipping up the skin of your John Thomas, then you have to move the zip down..............

My cousin was in special forces in Vietnam I won't bother listing his shit lol

Jesus Mick

Steve hardly sounds like he is held together with much either!

Ok, me...

Broken & dislocated finger on right of ring finger at school, as above, rugby. Bit wonky now as you can see.



Aged 16 fell 20ft out a tree while trying to jump from one tree to the next, result, broken leg, to be more accurate, my fibula, tibula and other bits holding the bottom part of my leg together. Explosive Fracture was the term used. Started more recently getting aggro from it, cramp & cold in my foot all the time.

Visit to A&E as felt like I had sand in my eyes and couldn't open them properly due to the light, this why you use welding masks

Visit to A&E after sticking fingers in mower, skin glue applied.

Visit to A&E after puncturing the white of my eye on a rose stem I had recently dead headed.

Visit to A&E after sticking a knife blade into my knuckle, I left it in the side pocket of my car and as I wound down the window (on my old W123 Merc) the knife blade went straight into it.

Not many points, but if there was points for loss of blood, with the amount times I caused my own blood loss through tool related accidents I would be a winner, but who needs A&E when you have masking tape/sellotape etc handy.

So something like 30 points

Lightweights........

Where has Micks post gone?

Jesus325iTouring wrote:Where has Micks post gone?

Dont know !!

Any way its a points thing so get the adding box out !!
We can only count official breaks and stitches , "it hurt like hell" , well the girls say that in child birth dont they ?

Mart.