E30 Zone

Jet lee or Jackie chan?

Where's Bruce?!!

Chuck Norris would fook them all up.....

This guy would fook them all.

The Dunken Master

Gert_8 wrote:Where's Bruce?!!

That's what I thought !

Foook me, I thought that things on her could not get any lower and boring! Bss Barry could fuuuck em all over Grrrrrrrrrrrrr and Pony would use his secret spider man syrup flick too blind the opposition!

Sammo FTW

Paddy Blair Mayne

Forget all those losers, where's Pony's nana?!

Ip man ftw.

macas wrote:Chuck Norris would fook them all up.....

Didn't Bruce Lee put him in his place????

Monkey would fuck them all up.

This bad boy



Or this warrior

Kos wrote:This bad boy



Or this warrior

seen the bottom one, but hasn't seen the first. PMSL!

zaust wrote:Ip man ftw.

+1

Legend, he was Bruce Lee's Master

Nobby_N wrote:Foook me, I thought that things on her could not get any lower and boring! Bss Barry could fuuuck em all over Grrrrrrrrrrrrr and Pony would use his secret spider man syrup flick too blind the opposition!

LOL!

I'd fooking use a dim mak!

Fastroad wrote:

macas wrote:Chuck Norris would fook them all up.....

Didn't Bruce Lee put him in his place????

He did in Way of the Dragon.

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Classic.

Norris was a hairy fat bummer! He reminded me of verde at the end

Gert_8 wrote:He reminded me of verde at the end

Why?

Because he's bruised, battered and exhausted. Ask Pete.

A silly joke on this silly topic

bss325i wrote:

Fastroad wrote:

macas wrote:Chuck Norris would fook them all up.....

Didn't Bruce Lee put him in his place????

He did in Way of the Dragon.

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This is a very very serious topic and your both trying to mock it...........

We are talking about real fucking life here not acting!

And they all would get fucked up by Norris

How can you say that, after seeing him getting creamed. Don't tell me that wasn't a fly on the wall documentary!!

What I am surprised about is that both of them didn't require the services of an osteopath, what with all that cracking..

Ip Man would beat them both hands down.

The End.

I'd think chuck would fancies his chances, he was a larger and stronger fighter who had a lot more training than Bruce and studied more fighting disciplines

It's like the age old question, Tyson vs Ali

Ali and Bruce have a bit too much showmanship for my liking where as chuck and Tyson are serious no nonsense fighters

Sorry lads but your all full of sh*t & my choice wins.

Lt Col Paddy Blair Maine at a glance.

Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion in August 1936
Irish Rugby International + British Lions
Founding member of the SAS
Distinguished Service Order an incredible four times, never gained VC because he was Northern Irish...
Went to the clink for beating up his commanding officer.

etc etc

Badass!

bab-91 wrote:Sorry lads but your all full of sh*t & my choice wins.

Lt Col Paddy Blair Maine at a glance.

Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion in August 1936
Irish Rugby International + British Lions
Founding member of the SAS
Distinguished Service Order an incredible four times, never gained VC because he was Northern Irish...
Went to the clink for beating up his commanding officer.

etc etc

Badass!

You forgot - HOMO!

Sorry but it's got to be pony's nana , she'd beat the crap out of all of them, she's had plenty of practice with pony

Gert_8 wrote:

bab-91 wrote:Sorry lads but your all full of sh*t & my choice wins.

Lt Col Paddy Blair Maine at a glance.

Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion in August 1936
Irish Rugby International + British Lions
Founding member of the SAS
Distinguished Service Order an incredible four times, never gained VC because he was Northern Irish...
Went to the clink for beating up his commanding officer.

etc etc

Badass!

You forgot - HOMO!

RUMOUR! btw...

Your wife still starting the car for you?

^^ Pardon?

Gert_8 wrote:^^ Pardon?

The homosexuality was a rumour because he was unmarried and hated gays. That describes half the zone!



and you don't insult Northern Ireland's most famous war-hero without a car bomb going your way!

bab-91 wrote:

Gert_8 wrote:^^ Pardon?

The homosexuality was a rumour because he was unmarried and hated gays. That describes half the zone!



and you don't insult Northern Ireland's most famous war-hero without a car bomb going your way!

Oh, i get it now. Yes, I'll make sure she's starting the car now.

Actually, I don't even know who the fella is, let alone his sexual preferences...!

Gert_8 wrote:
Oh, i get it now. Yes, I'll make sure she's starting the car now.

Actually, I don't even know who the fella is, let alone his sexual preferences...!

You should look him up, if your into that sort of thing. Really controversial figure with a ridiculous amount of individual kills.. plus my favourite quote of all time: "When you enter a room full of the enemy, kill the first one that moves ”“
he has started to think and is therefore dangerous."

Kos wrote:I'd think chuck would fancies his chances, he was a larger and stronger fighter who had a lot more training than Bruce and studied more fighting disciplines

Couldn't disagree with the latter half of the above more strongly.
I think you'll struggle to find anyone is the combat world that trained harder/more often and also studied fighting theory more than Bruce Lee.
That aside, inherent ability/talent also play a major role.....otherwise the guy who has trained the most would always win and that just isn't the case with any sport.

Kos wrote:Ali and Bruce have a bit too much showmanship for my liking where as chuck and Tyson are serious no nonsense fighters

It's a meaty question, but in my opinion Ali would've dragged Tyson through 10 or 11 of the longest rounds that Mike had ever seen before outboxing him at the end of the match.

A Tyson v Ali would not have gone 11 rounds! Ali would run for 3 rounds before being worked out and caught out!