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Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:25 pm
by Gibson
just the terrible spelling amusing claims are enough to make this one worth a look
And while you are there have a look at the kit on the back :eek:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-E30-325I-CONV ... dZViewItem

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:26 pm
by Simon13
a link helps bert

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:35 pm
by Gibson
Yea sorry i realised just as i pressed the submit button. i rectified it im about ten seconds but you beat me too it :P

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:38 pm
by tailoutcharlie
ah this one again, take a close look behind the alloys as well, dont think you should be able to see the ground there,

someone needs to practice more on photoshop methinks winkeye

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:42 pm
by gra325i
:lol: you're right

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:44 pm
by Gibson
Ha classic. it has thirty odd bids on it aswell!

now you mention it the paintwork seemed to have a funny photoshopped feel to it. i guessed it was the combination of candy paint and a crap camera but must have been wrong!

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:50 pm
by Steve-E30
Been on there a few times and sold on 10/12 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0187771836
As well as the messer bidder :?

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:36 pm
by Yaninnya
Anyone see mentioned Recaros? :roll:
Jan

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:38 pm
by maxfield
Wheels aren't photoshopped.

I think a few changes and could be a nice car!

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:48 pm
by DanThe
Even with a huge amount of photoshop bullshit it would still look vile :puke:

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:04 pm
by jonb
tailoutcharlie wrote:ah this one again, take a close look behind the alloys as well, dont think you should be able to see the ground there,

someone needs to practice more on photoshop methinks winkeye
Thats the inside of the rim you idiot. :o

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:27 pm
by bss325i
Definately not my cup of tea but those wheels would not have been cheap!

http://www.imagewheels.co.uk/index.html

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:45 pm
by murran
regardless of the fake imposed wheels.................. im loving the cheap crappy speakers butchered into the front door panels myself.......... :mad:

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:47 pm
by Alex
wow thats being relisted again its been on 3-4 times now

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:50 pm
by Alex
he must be bidding on his own items because someone has left him positive feedback from the previous auction :?

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:53 pm
by murran
well, im just popping off to the loo............. i'll be listing the fruits of my efforts in bout 5 mins azwell............ :mad:

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:56 pm
by schuey
Bootlid looks a bit pi$$ed too! Bag o' sh1te. These people all need to remember that if it doesnt make it go faster,you don't need it :D

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:58 pm
by DanThe
murran wrote:cheap crappy speakers butchered into the front door panels myself.......... :mad:
Proper jigsaw job they are, it looks like the panel was cut in situ :)

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:01 pm
by SidewaysScouser
Hideous, mutilated, snot green POS. Did I miss anything? :guns:

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:10 pm
by hammoj28
One word for that.....rank.

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:20 pm
by bss325i
murran wrote:regardless of the fake imposed wheels.................. im loving the cheap crappy speakers butchered into the front door panels myself.......... :mad:
Whats fake about the wheels?

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:39 pm
by murran
take the picture of the n/s/f wheel......... from the angle your looking at the wheel you shouldnt be able to see the tarmac thru the spokes of the alloy. same on the close up of the back wheel......... just looks wrong to me.

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:52 pm
by greentouring
I don't think those wheels are PSed. Take the front one, that's not ground you can see, it's the inside of the rim with what looks like the balancing weights. Both of the insides of the rims do seem to have green overspray on them though, unless it's the camera playng tricks, the weather or something else.
Hey, isn't there some rule that says we can't slate peoples' ebay items? :? The car's not to my taste, but each to their own, and the owner wasn't asking for a crit anyway .

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:55 pm
by hammoj28
Those wheels do look very wrong. I try to tell myself they are on it but i reckon they are shopped on!! Gotta be, just look plain weird. :?

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:01 am
by hammoj28
Definately shopped i think!! Look at the picture on the 2nd row down from the back. Look at how wide the wheels are. Then look at the third piccy down on the left. check the back wheel. its really thin. Either its a shop and hes forgotten to do that or hes got a spare on.

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:06 am
by maxfield
It's all the angle of the photos!

While I'm thinking about it, jonb didn't you own these wheels?

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:43 am
by essexboy
i just see this on ebay, as soon as i see this thread title i guessed what you might be talking about :puke:

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:08 am
by fastdiablo
you can also see tarmac through the front splitter ? ? ? . . .

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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:15 am
by dannyboy759
Even the ebay advert makes me feel sick, let alone the car!!

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:19 am
by murran
greentouring wrote:Hey, isn't there some rule that says we can't slate peoples' ebay items? :?.
i think last time we got told off for slating a fellow zone members tech 2 sport that was on pistonheads. :? only applys to fellow zoners........ anyway the intelegent individual selling that green thing doesnt appear to be on the zone so slate away......... :D

maybe im looking for evidence now........ the two pictures of the back of the car second ones down, click inbetween the two pics, is it my imagination/insanity or do the wheels gain bout 5 degrees of negative camber as you click on the pic to the right!??? :mad:

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:38 am
by Benho
It has black dtm mirrors to give it that race look.
about the only decent thing on that pile of turd lol

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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:39 pm
by Gibson
im sure its a photoshopper. the paint work is a funny colour even for a apple green respray. the front valence is all wrong and the close of the the rear wheel shows the line doesnt follow properly for the inside of the rear... its visible threw 2 of the holes but the bottom one isnt.

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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:40 pm
by Gibson
oh and "4 green angle eyes "

"Hey man what are angle eyes? can they see round corners?"



whats the hell is an "upgrated ECU"

can it turn a block of cheese into tiny little strips of dairy goodness even quicker than a standard one?

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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:36 pm
by Benho
i think his played too much need for speed ahaha

Re: Brutal, Violent, Wrongness

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:22 pm
by e30bmlover
lmao, so if this car has had a new auto box on it... why oh why didnt he just change it to manual?