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does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:07 pm
by e30bmlover
what do fellow zoners call there e30????
mine is called the b20, when i finally get this bloody engine in she will be renamed to ''the silver bullet'' (sounds like a vibrator i know!)
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:08 pm
by 320Touring
The Kiev Express!
does what is says on the fooking tin
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:09 pm
by maxfield
I don't think it's got a name, I'll call it derv from now on.
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:10 pm
by Brianmoooore
Called mine a few names yesterday when I found the passenger side carpet soaked in three week old coolant!!!
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:10 pm
by Kos
i'd recon that Rusty would be a common but un popular name
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:11 pm
by garyp_E30_325i
'Pru' (short for Prudence). I couldn't personify something I love with anything other than a girlie name
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:12 pm
by munky30
you fucking cunt.
fucking piece of shit.
****ing pile of rusty shit
fuck fuck fuck fuck work you fucking motherfucker.
And many other pleasantries.
Mainly gets called the sh*tbox though.
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:12 pm
by greentouring
Helga
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:14 pm
by 320Touring
munky30 wrote:you ******* ****.
facelift piece of shit.
****ing pile of plasticy shit
**** **** **** **** work you ******* motherfucker.
And many other pleasantries.
Mainly gets called the sh*tbox though.
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:15 pm
by bmwe30mtech
munky30 wrote:you ******* ****.
******* piece of shit.
****ing pile of rusty shit
**** **** **** **** work you ******* motherfucker.
And many other pleasantries.
Mainly gets called the sh*tbox though.
FPMSL
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:22 pm
by jaffro
big lemon
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:23 pm
by munky30
320Touring wrote:munky30 wrote:you ******* ****.
facelift piece of shit.
****ing pile of plasticy shit
**** **** **** **** work you ******* motherfucker.
And many other pleasantries.
Mainly gets called the sh*tbox though.
waaahahahaa!
Took me a couple of reads to notice that.
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:25 pm
by 320Touring
munky30 wrote:
Took me a couple of reads to notice that.
blinded by the chrome mate
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:30 pm
by Andy335Touring
Sorry, but it's gay to name your car if you are a bloke
Swearing at it is fine and a non-gay activity
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:31 pm
by 320Touring
Andy335Touring wrote:Sorry, but it's gay to name your car if you are a bloke
Swearing at it is fine and a non-gay activity
How is trixiebell btw andy? hope that bottom end's rebuilt by now?
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:32 pm
by Ant
not gay.
Mines called Grandad, I'll let you guess why...
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:33 pm
by Andy335Touring
You leave my bottom out of it !
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:33 pm
by 320Touring
Ant wrote:not gay.
Mines called Grandad, I'll let you guess why...
werthers
or it smells faintly of pi$$
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:36 pm
by Cotty
I haven't named mine but I know its a she, all good cars are female
Even more so when I have skirts to fit.
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:40 pm
by munky30
Cars arent girls or boys, they are objects. Lumps of metal.
'It' is the only name a car should ever have. Either that or a string of swearwords.
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:43 pm
by fuzzy
no i dont have a name for my car because thats what girls and saddos do
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:47 pm
by Colonel Sanders
mines betsie
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:48 pm
by Cotty
munky30 wrote:Cars arent girls or boys, they are objects. Lumps of metal.
'It' is the only name a car should ever have. Either that or a string of swearwords.
If you treat yours like a tramp what do you expect ?
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:53 pm
by munky30
I expect it to break lots... it hasnt let my expectations down so far.
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:58 pm
by connoisseur
'The Hooligan' is its name - my other car is a rather genteel and laid back cruiser so the hooligan allows me to be exactly that when I need a break from being laid back
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:59 pm
by Ritchie
rossle wrote:mines betsie
A pal of mine once had a Transit he called Betsy. If it was struggling a bit with all the crap in the back he would shout "come on Betsy"
It used to make me cringe.
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:00 pm
by Ritchie
BTW mines usually F**ing lump of scrap.
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:09 pm
by Cotty
Driving an E30 is very much like making love to a beautiful woman, You have to warm her up, make sure the fluids are up to tempreture, before you ram your gear home and shift regually.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:10 pm
by ivqii
Friend of mine in South Africa has got a Hyundai Sonata
He calls it Frank
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:11 pm
by d6dph
"The turd" was it's nickname for a while, Until I got told off by Ant
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:15 pm
by Jesus325iTouring
The Touring has no name........the car of Jesus needs no name!
The R5 on the other hand gets called The Shed, The Bread Bin or The Revault.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:31 pm
by georgen
The missus calls the car Jarel in relation to the number plate. It's also known as The Red Baron. Bastard thing is another common name....
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:37 pm
by billgatese30
errrrrrr...........the car,
why do people name cars, its a car, either call it by its designation from the factory (i.e. the 325 or the m3 or whatever) or call it the car
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:57 pm
by georgen
Ritchie wrote:rossle wrote:mines betsie
A pal of mine once had a Transit he called Betsy. If it was struggling a bit with all the crap in the back he would shout "come on Betsy"
It used to make me cringe.
Ritchie, could you please tell me which road that is in your sig pic. I recognize it and it's doin ma heed in !!!!
Cheers loon
George
Re: does your e30 have a name????
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:05 pm
by Ritchie
georgen wrote:Ritchie wrote:rossle wrote:mines betsie
A pal of mine once had a Transit he called Betsy. If it was struggling a bit with all the crap in the back he would shout "come on Betsy"
It used to make me cringe.
Ritchie, could you please tell me which road that is in your sig pic. I recognize it and it's doin ma heed in !!!!
Cheers loon
George
Do you mean the section of private ground that is on my sig?
Im sorry but i couldnt possibly let you know.