E30 Zone

Doddy's 318is has been stolen from the plymouth area, please keep your eyes peeled for it, or parts of it.











If seen, report to the police.

Is that the one that was advertised for sale?

I can't see the pics...

Oh f*ck, not another one...
What the hell's going on? This is the second one this week...

The thieving b'stards need their b*llocks cut off, followed by each individual thieving finger...

VERY SLOWLY and with WITH NO ANESTHETIC...

C*NTS !!!

Dont panic! dont panic!

Yes chris it was the one advertised for sale.

The story goes...

Someone knocked on his door today while he was out. Gave his sister a £300 deposit and asked for a test drive. She handed over the keys and let them go... on their own

He reported it stolen.

He just called to say the police have found it.

200 yards up the road from his house, parked behind some garages, with some chaps taking the seats out.

The (obviously very very stupid) men have been arrested and he is on his way to go and pick it up now.



At a guess... seeing as he has someone coming this weekend to buy it, he's £300 up and just has to put the seat back in.

Plymouth's great, retarded criminals and that rarest of things, police that actually follow up on reported crimes!

worked out orite for him £300 up

Would have been an expensive iS interior as well!

munky30 wrote:Dont panic! dont panic!

Yes chris it was the one advertised for sale.

The story goes...

Someone knocked on his door today while he was out. Gave his sister a £300 deposit and asked for a test drive. She handed over the keys and let them go... on their own

He reported it stolen.

He just called to say the police have found it.

200 yards up the road from his house, parked behind some garages, with some chaps taking the seats out.

The (obviously very very stupid) men have been arrested and he is on his way to go and pick it up now.



At a guess... seeing as he has someone coming this weekend to buy it, he's £300 up and just has to put the seat back in.

Plymouth's great, retarded criminals and that rarest of things, police that actually follow up on reported crimes!

Another 20 minutes and it would have been torched no doubt
Glad he got it back!

Great news. About time someone had some luck.

Too many of these lightfingered w*nkers about that need a bl**dy good kicking.

If Doddy ever gets the names and addresses of these scum, we should go pay them a visit...

Not all bad then if he's £300 up

chris, yup, though one can only assume they would have stripped it for the engine etc too.

Eko - yeah no question of that. probably would have removed the engine scrapyard style (cut everything in sight and lift it out with whatever's at hand) then torched it.

They must have wanted the engine too... an interior isnt worth the 300 deposit on its own,,, even with a few body panels it wouldnt have totalled 300.... the real value is the engine... but to take a car 200yds away to steal and strip.... the mind boggles

Surely they are local?
To know where to take it to strip etc?

yeah they must have been.

He had a for sale sign in the window but they hadnt called up or come from ebay... just walked by and knocked on the door. I doubt he'll let it lie with just the police dealing with them...

Where will he stand on the 300? It was a deposit... surely as they didnt bring the car back, the police did... its non refundable?

munky30 wrote:yeah they must have been.

He had a for sale sign in the window but they hadnt called up or come from ebay... just walked by and knocked on the door. I doubt he'll let it lie with just the police dealing with them...

Where will he stand on the 300? It was a deposit... surely as they didnt bring the car back, the police did... its non refundable?

Only problem with that is Plod, they may insist it's returned as they're involved. He could claim it's compensation for having to bolt his seats back in though. I'd keep it if it was me. Serve the c*nts right.

I'm sure it will cost the best part of £300.00 to pay someone to put the seats back in...

romario wrote:I'm sure it will cost the best part of £300.00 to pay someone to put the seats back in...

Ill do it
Glad you got it back mate , Hopefully no more e30s are gonna go walkies

munky30 wrote:yeah they must have been.

He had a for sale sign in the window but they hadnt called up or come from ebay... just walked by and knocked on the door. I doubt he'll let it lie with just the police dealing with them...

Where will he stand on the 300? It was a deposit... surely as they didnt bring the car back, the police did... its non refundable?

What deposit

Jon_Bmw wrote:What deposit

Thats what i thought

eko wrote:

Jon_Bmw wrote:What deposit

Thats what i thought

exactly !! Theiving twats deserve to loose the money!!

glad its been returned.

Who is going to believe a criminal? Actually munky are you are ex con

just picked it up an its fine people seats are back it! the £300 is fake money which is a shame!

thanks to the police (for once) who accually came to look for it and to the nice old lady who told them where the car was so ive just been up and giving her some flowers

now to the matter of kicking some pikey scum of the face of this earth

Ex-con..... Well I don't have to declare any criminal convictions when I apply for jobs. (politicians answer )

Gortour's on the money... as plod are involved it may prove tricky to keep it. Doubt it though, as you say... 'what deposit?'

Though he may have told them about it when he reported it nicked. Will have to wait and see.

Doddy wrote:now to the matter of kicking some pikey scum of the face of this earth

Leave some for the huge queue forming behind you mate...

Doddy wrote:just picked it up an its fine people seats are back it! the £300 is fake money which is a shame!

C*nts! Though it makes more sense that it would be...

thanks to the police (for once) who accually came to look for it and to the nice old lady who told them where the car was so ive just been up and giving her some flowers

God bless the curtain twitchers.

now to the matter of kicking some pikey scum of the face of this earth

Damn straight.

munky30 wrote:Someone knocked on his door today while he was out. Gave his sister a £300 deposit and asked for a test drive. She handed over the keys and let them go... on their own

Makes you wonder if the thieving scum b'stards were watching the house to go in when Doddy was out...
Probably thought the sister may be an easier touch... Unfortunately they were right...

Glad you got it back Doddy, shame the money was fake... Gutted for you, and us... Could have been beers on you at Newquay...

tis a shame i gave the cops the money so they will get whats coming as its no use to me but will be sorted my way aswell just dont want to put to much on a forum thats all

Doddy,do you know there details?

Repeat after me "WHAT DEPOSIT?"

I really must start reading threads BEFORE adding my tuppence!!!!!!

So the money was fake. Are cops aware of the fake money?

Add fraud to their charges, obtaining goods by deception...

Who's up for a 'zone meet' in Plymouth?

We could go meet em from Newquay - or drop in on the Friday on the way down...

good to hear of a car actually getting found.

car thieves ahould be neutored so they cant carry on polluting the earth

Fraud is a serious charge unlike car theft

But in this case they could be getting some time. Excellent.

Unless the cops are counting out the cash and intend on saying "what cash" themselves!

Unless the cops are counting out the cash and intend on saying "what cash" themselves!

wont do them much good either if its fake. good news is, if they are let off for whatever reason, doddy can just set munkys car on them, they'll never offend again.


especially with a courtesy boot to the face or two