E30 Zone

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topi ... deways+%3F

..just spotted the clue

"325i Sport with LSD"

PH qoute - Guy going sideways in an old BMW on a public road = Knob.

I would of said that's got Ponys name all over it till I read the bit about having an LSD

I laughed at the bit that said "sometimes it's accidently" Well in the 20 years I've been driving E30's and well over 200,000 miles in one, I accidently went sideways once, and only once.
Guy is knobber.

Oh dear, have a browse through some of his other posts

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topi ... 1#29878457

andyp wrote:I would of said that's got Ponys name all over it till I read the bit about having an LSD

He's got to be related to Pony, or we have two amongst us! Besides, Pony is banned on PH after the "spunkgate" incident.

Jesus325iTouring wrote:I laughed at the bit that said "sometimes it's accidently" Well in the 20 years I've been driving E30's and well over 200,000 miles in one, I accidently went sideways once, and only once.
Guy is knobber.

If you have never had it sideways even accidentally ie not expecting it .... You are clearly driving too slow old man !

Its a bit like de-ja-vu

pony wrote:

Jesus325iTouring wrote:I laughed at the bit that said "sometimes it's accidently" Well in the 20 years I've been driving E30's and well over 200,000 miles in one, I accidently went sideways once, and only once.
Guy is knobber.

If you have never had it sideways even accidentally ie not expecting it .... You are clearly driving too slow old man !

Cant read/wont read

pony wrote:

Jesus325iTouring wrote:I laughed at the bit that said "sometimes it's accidently" Well in the 20 years I've been driving E30's and well over 200,000 miles in one, I accidently went sideways once, and only once.
Guy is knobber.

If you have never had it sideways even accidentally ie not expecting it .... You are clearly driving too slow old man !

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pony, get your carer to read and explain Roger's post to you.

Pony aka 161 bmw, strikes again

Dear oh dear Pony Your are a wally

I had the Sport sideways this morning in the wet in Earls Court
No joke!
Where there is a kink in the road I gave it some welly
Even got a thumbs up from a white van man
No joke!

pony wrote:I had the Sport sideways this morning in the wet in Earls Court
No joke!
Where there is a kink in the road I gave it some welly
Even got a thumbs up from a white van man
No joke!

Plenty of 'kinks' in the road in Earls Court* So diable tells me



* And National Express coaches.........

pacerpete wrote:

pony wrote:I had the Sport sideways this morning in the wet in Earls Court
No joke!
Where there is a kink in the road I gave it some welly
Even got a thumbs up from a white van man
No joke!

Plenty of 'kinks' in the road in Earls Court* So diable tells me



* And National Express coaches.........

Here was me thinking you were a one trick Pony, you are in a class of your own.

Fal_325i wrote:Here was me thinking you were a one trick Pony, you are in a class of your own.

Lol. "no joke" That and relax your batty are my new catch phrases from now on.

Gert_8 wrote:

Fal_325i wrote:Here was me thinking you were a one trick Pony, you are in a class of your own.

Lol. "no joke" That and relax your batty are my new catch phrases from now on.

Why would you introduce our pet simian's vocab into your lingo?!!? Surely you can regurgitate from someone who's grasp on sanity and common sense is slightly firmer?

Gert_8 wrote:

Fal_325i wrote:Here was me thinking you were a one trick Pony, you are in a class of your own.

Lol. "no joke" That and relax your batty are my new catch phrases from now on.

Relax you batty !!!!

suchy wrote:

Gert_8 wrote:

Fal_325i wrote:Here was me thinking you were a one trick Pony, you are in a class of your own.

Lol. "no joke" That and relax your batty are my new catch phrases from now on.

Why would you introduce our pet simian's vocab into your lingo?!!? Surely you can regurgitate from someone who's grasp on sanity and common sense is slightly firmer?

It gets very quiet in the valleys, Chris.

Fal_325i wrote:Here was me thinking you were a one trick Pony, you are in a class of your own.

Innit

gooner1 wrote:

suchy wrote:

Gert_8 wrote: Lol. "no joke" That and relax your batty are my new catch phrases from now on.

Why would you introduce our pet simian's vocab into your lingo?!!? Surely you can regurgitate from someone who's grasp on sanity and common sense is slightly firmer?

It gets very quiet in the valleys, Chris.

It must be really baaaaaaaaaaaaad *sheep noise*

"Relax your batty" isn't the simian's saying nor is Fact. This is the first time he's come out with some thing original.

"No joke".

No but repeatedly saying FACT is

I got as far as "low class peasant scum" on p1 and didn't really need to go any further

imo apart from them being the prettiest little car ever made, whats the point in having an e30 if not to challenge ur driving skills. however only when its safe to do so.

take me for example, i took mine to an empty carpark, no one around, no other vehicles had a thoroughly good time but forgot about disturbing the people living in nearby houses who grassed me out to police however i'm quite charming at times and they didn't do anything
i wouldn't be sliding it on purpose on busy public roads thou

How did you charm your way out of the police ? What excuse did u use ?

go buy a capri.

E21 323i is more of an animal than Capri 2.8i according to owner that's had both

pony wrote:How did you charm your way out of the police ? What excuse did u use ?

well i began by saying that i'm an advanced driver, i'm too old to be a girl racer at 33 and its a new car and i didn't want the back end slipping out on me on a public road, so i decided to take it to a quite carpark to practise and to ensure that i wasn't a danger to other road users or pedestrians, u like??

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Not a constructive post Pony.

What a total numpty!