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I think you need to have consumed a liter of vodka and a few ounces of smack.BEERBOY123 wrote:I'd like to understand this, but it's way beyond me. And I've read it several times.
What choo sayin bo'?
This has got Ratch pretending to be a Bruv scenario written all over it...badassyas wrote:That turbo charging a m20 is the most absolute way forward. It isn't just quick, it's phenomenally rapid!!
Hahahahahaha brilliant.Morat wrote:Mr GoodBottom would like to express his pleasure at having experienced the power of his friend's turbocharged E30 (fitted with a holsett HX-35) while engaged in a drag race with an AMG 63. He is minded to equip his car in a similar manner and invites us, his fellow E30 enthusiasts, to follow his progress on this forum.
m42 FTWGenius. The Zone's babel fish!Morat wrote:Mr GoodBottom would like to express his pleasure at having experienced the power of his friend's turbocharged E30 (fitted with a holsett HX-35) while engaged in a drag race with an AMG 63. He is minded to equip his car in a similar manner and invites us, his fellow E30 enthusiasts, to follow his progress on this forum.
Don't you start as well!kangman wrote:I smoked one of them JDM fools in their K11 yesterday, somalian family they were 7 up and i was 4 up
so I was 3 up with a bottle of 7 up and slapping it FTW and then i battered him with a baseball bat and he's like no way bruv and begging for me to stop caning him and im like no way cos you no you was dissed my rimz and letherz so i sed it and thats that.I'd actually quite like to hear Alexander Armstrong read this in his WW2 RAF voice.BEERBOY123 wrote:so heres me and this bruvs like whats that 4 cos its wicked
Haha,you funny c**tdiable wrote:I bet he has a bigger c**k then yours lives in a bigger house and bare backs better looking women then you have on pay per viewblackE30indy wrote:Hahaha,it is true,just had a little play with a c63 amg,
It didn't have a chance,just makes me happy knowing
It'll beat a £60,000 + car
My touring owes me £2500
HAHAHA funniest comment ive heard in a while on here.diable wrote:I bet he has a bigger c**k then yours lives in a bigger house and bare backs better looking women then you have on pay per viewblackE30indy wrote:Hahaha,it is true,just had a little play with a c63 amg,
It didn't have a chance,just makes me happy knowing
It'll beat a £60,000 + car
My touring owes me £2500
Haha,I'm not Gona lie I thought that comment was funnykangman wrote:HAHAHA funniest comment ive heard in a while on here.diable wrote:I bet he has a bigger c**k then yours lives in a bigger house and bare backs better looking women then you have on pay per viewblackE30indy wrote:Hahaha,it is true,just had a little play with a c63 amg,
It didn't have a chance,just makes me happy knowing
It'll beat a £60,000 + car
My touring owes me £2500
Way to burst his bubble diable
You just try way too hard every single time..BEERBOY123 wrote:so heres me and this bruvs like whats that 4 cos its wicked
Cheers Ross,much appreciatedross_jsy wrote:Wow, you wasted a nice car in a turd that you modified that won't break 30k without a problem
Do it from standstill and film it...blackE30indy wrote:Hahaha,it is true,just had a little play with a c63 amg,
It didn't have a chance,just makes me happy knowing
It'll beat a £60,000 + car
My touring owes me £2500
How do you know he was actually racing you anyway? He was probably just looking over at you thinking "look at those two yobbos, better not endanger the lives of the people in my car by also driving like a tool"blackE30indy wrote:Hahaha,it is true,just had a little play with a c63 amg,
It didn't have a chance,just makes me happy knowing
It'll beat a £60,000 + car
My touring owes me £2500
Not a problem!blackE30indy wrote:Cheers Ross,much appreciatedross_jsy wrote:Wow, you wasted a nice car in a turd that you modified that won't break 30k without a problem
Exact same as i was thinking! Kids these days!Gert_8 wrote:He doesn't tell you that the driver was a 60 year old lady out with her lady friends, and probably didn't even realise there was a "race" on...!
It weren't boasting mate,my mate got a little excited,and thoughtross_jsy wrote:Not a problem!blackE30indy wrote:Cheers Ross,much appreciatedross_jsy wrote:Wow, you wasted a nice car in a turd that you modified that won't break 30k without a problem
I'm not against modding, I'm planning on bolting a snail to the m50 but coming on a forum to boast is sad
Ahh I see! I thought there'd been a horrible multiple casualty pile up. Please convey my heartfelt congratulations to the good fellowMorat wrote:Mr GoodBottom would like to express his pleasure at having experienced the power of his friend's turbocharged E30 (fitted with a holsett HX-35) while engaged in a drag race with an AMG 63. He is minded to equip his car in a similar manner and invites us, his fellow E30 enthusiasts, to follow his progress on this forum.
lucky enough for ross the max speed in jersey is 40mph, so that snail might come in handyblackE30indy wrote:It weren't boasting mate,my mate got a little excited,and thoughtross_jsy wrote:Not a problem!blackE30indy wrote: Cheers Ross,much appreciated
I'm not against modding, I'm planning on bolting a snail to the m50 but coming on a forum to boast is sad
It would be nice to post it,came across the wrong way though, all I was saying is that after I built it,it's nice to see what it's faster than,and its persuaded him to do a turbo build aswell,I'm sure most people on here have there little traffic light grand prix's
But Indy's Indian innitGert_8 wrote:The plural for Grand Prix is Grand Prix.....
Cheers for the correction GertGert_8 wrote:The plural for Grand Prix is Grand Prix.....
Haha,rav don't startRav335uk wrote:But Indy's Indian innitGert_8 wrote:The plural for Grand Prix is Grand Prix.....