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New battery = new performance!
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:40 pm
by Grrrmachine
Last winter shagged out my battery with the minus-30 temperatures, and it finally gave up the ghost a few weeks ago. Ever since February she'd been stalling at traffic lights, and it took quite a few cranks to get her going in the morning. She finally croaked her last at a petrol station, where after a 5 minute stop there wasn't enough juice in the battery to even turn the engine over.
So I splashed out on a new 65Ah battery from a local producer and BOOM! She starts in a heartbeat, and seems to have loads more grunt in third and fourth gear. The thirsty 2.0 has suddenly become a pleasure to drive again!
Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:54 pm
by fingerman
Glad to hear it - it's surprising how many noticeable differences a new battery can make

Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:43 pm
by Ranchero
I just installed a new battery today also.
No discernible difference in performance though

.
At least it starts without a jump now.
Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:49 pm
by fingerman
Ranchero wrote:I just installed a new battery today also.
No discernible difference in performance though

.
At least it starts without a jump now.
You lucky git

Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:57 pm
by Ranchero
Thanks but was the humping bananas thing strictly necessary

?
Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:00 pm
by Dezzy
Ranchero wrote:Thanks but was the humping bananas thing strictly necessary

?
It was just to show that we all know you love other mens c0ck up your ass....

Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:17 pm
by fingerman
Lighten up - we all like a jump in the morning
I'll get my coat!
Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:49 pm
by Ranchero
fingerman wrote:Lighten up - we all like a jump in the morning
I'll get my coat!
Not a problem, just thought the

was a bit out of context .

Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:45 pm
by mattqf77
Maybe better start up but don't see how you would get better performance with new battery..
Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:09 pm
by Jim320i
My 320i goes faster one I have washed it.

Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 4:36 pm
by iceox
my 325 goes faster when i dont wash it
Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:04 pm
by tonybtonyb
And I just turn the key lol

Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:11 pm
by Dezzy
Have you got an electric supercharger fitted?
I've heard they are proper wicked.

Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:15 pm
by Topblag
My E30 goes faster when the wife's not in it

Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:07 pm
by Cypriotgeeza
my car handles better when the wheels are cleaned

Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:21 pm
by Dezzy
Topblag wrote:My E30 goes faster when the wife's not in it

Arrr the speed restrictor.

Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:24 pm
by Ranchero
I've been driving around a bit today with the new battery in. I have to admit, while there has been no marked improvement in performance, I have been getting a lot more attention from the chicks.
Coincidence?
Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:04 pm
by George
Ranchero wrote:I've been driving around a bit today with the new battery in. I have to admit, while there has been no marked improvement in performance, I have been getting a lot more attention from the chicks.
Coincidence?
The girls love a bit of a Bosching.
Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:19 pm
by mabz
Ranchero wrote:I just installed a new battery today also.
No discernible difference in performance though

.
At least it starts without a jump now.
am i not the only one whos been driving around with two batteries and jumper leads then?
Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:26 pm
by Grrrmachine
Just came back to this thread, and hadn't anticipated it'd take this sort of turn!
Re: New battery = new performance!
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:35 am
by Quaser
its prob faster cause the ecu has to relearn the settings and hence adds more fuel so make sure it dont run lean!!