E30 Zone

Not Funny!

someone buy it just to give him bad feed back when it doesn't work in your e30 like the advert says

that made us laugh outloud!

I've just asked him a question

What question lee?

"can you hold onto it until my giro comes in?"

come on who posted the advert the item location is "E30ZONE"

now thats funny as

Wonder what sort of spoon you need for the deadlocks?

daimlerman wrote:Wonder what sort of spoon you need for the deadlocks?

A Wooden one...

Thats hilarious, comic genius.

i just asked a question too. see if it shows on the ad

johnny: Edit your title to "what a p155-taker"

....., that's funny mate.


Btw, will the Chrome key work with non Chromies

A plastic sppon is more suitable for the 318is.

Utter wanker! Not funny

sense of humour bypass maybe the spoon could double as a tool for a lobotomy for some.

nickso wrote:sense of humour bypass maybe the spoon could double as a tool for a lobotomy for some.

Hahaha

appletree wrote:someone buy it just to give him bad feed back when it doesn't work in your e30 like the advert says

+1

appletree wrote:someone buy it just to give him bad feed back when it doesn't work in your e30 like the advert says

But it will or he could sue top gear no doubt

And ebay and retaliation feedback aint funny , Ad is a joke anyway or is it real , Anyone tried a teaspoon in there ignition yet

BMWE30325 wrote:

appletree wrote:someone buy it just to give him bad feed back when it doesn't work in your e30 like the advert says

+1

Should be able to find out his email and home address once you've won the auction as well

fingerman wrote:

BMWE30325 wrote:

appletree wrote:someone buy it just to give him bad feed back when it doesn't work in your e30 like the advert says

+1

Should be able to find out his email and home address once you've won the auction as well

can try it on his e30 then.

jacko wrote:Not Funny!

Link is teh lulz.

hahaha first time I've laughed out loud all day

Very funny!

but, see sellers other items.

Renault Clio Haynes Workshop Manual, also a limited edition walkers crisps teddy bear, possibly from the rear shelf of the clio

how nice!

Do e30 owners have a secret fetish for french turds

Steve-E30 wrote:Do e30 owners have a secret fetish for french turds

does seem to be an ongoing problem

i'm sure he's a zoner, i get the impression he knows me
he's posted questions up in his ad.

man i love these questions and answers

Q: Hello friend, ship to albania?

A: Hi , Yes i will , Ill assume this is where the goverment shipped all the e30s under the scrappage scheme the sneaky dogs ! You wouldnt happen to have any e30 hartge convertibles in rhd over there would you as i would be interested in purchasing them , Thanks

Q: Hi mate. Do you have a buy it now price in mind for this item? Seems too good to be true, but you seem genuine. This could come in handy. Cheers, Matt. 17-Feb-11

A: Hi , Think its only fair to let the auction run , I dont have a buy it now in mind , Thanks for the question though

Q: Hi mate! would this key fit a left hand drive E30? or will i need to fork out for a knife ? thanks Hans 17-Feb-11

A: Hi hans , Yes it will , Any problems just turn the spoon upside down Thanks

Q: i have 2 e30 and yer the key do wear out ,but i had a old musle car in oz that i used to open with a 5cent coin,but hey thats crappy gm car, ps love the ad!! 16-Feb-11

A: Thanks for the question The key should never wear out , Must have been a cheap immitation i mention in the ad ? Im a little concerned with my ad that there may be a spate of thefts with people nicking e30s to ram raid there local tesco to nick all the cutlery and flood ebay with these immitation items , I will also try a 5 cent piece or 5 pence if its similar on my ignition tomorrow , We could be onto a winner he my friend

Q: It doesn't look that 'chromie' to me, do you think a good Tea-cut would help the finish? 16-Feb-11

A: Dont tell me ive come across a e30 chromie homo If i had a better camera possibly like yourself ? it would look more shiney and buffed Thanks for the question

Q: hi mate. do you have any more/better photos please? 16-Feb-11

A: From which angles adi ??

Q: Hi..is this a genuine bmw e30 key and do you have anymore lying around in draws as you could be onto a winner here.. 16-Feb-11

A: It was a replacement key i obtained , Think i have a dealer keytag i could possibly attach to this for the winning bidder

Q: Hi mate, will this key fit my four pot shittter or will a plastic one be more suitable, thanks spook 16-Feb-11

A: Hi spook , Anything less than a 318is id use a wooden spoon , Unfortunaly i dont have one , Thanks

Oh, he's a Zoner allright, Adi.

None of my 30'S can be started/broken into with spoons