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sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:08 pm
by gareth
there i was looking at a local police bmw 530d touring the other day and thinking it looked really cool... the stickers showing off the lines of the car a treat. mind wanders further..... what would a police stickered e30 touring look like? better still a german polizei stickered one?

i'm now left seriously considering getting some green vinyl stripes made up and going for it!

does anyone know the rules / regs for this? i wouldn't have a light bar or siren or anything but would want 'polizei' on it. as id doesn't say 'police' would i get away with it?

the downsides i can see are that people will take the piss (but they do that anyway!), i might get into trouble with the law if i'm not careful, i'll definately get into trouble with the law if i go to the 'ring with it and it's likely to be a target for pissed wankers to smash up at any given oppertinity

does anyone know where i can get vinyl flexible enough for cars (eg, like the pro vinyl wrap stuff)

aaaanyway, some deviant pics for you all to laugh at: enjoy....


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Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:13 pm
by GrindCulture
I imagine I'll be in the minority here, but I think it would look pretty cool. Those two dubs certainly seem to be able to pull it off OK, so I imagine a touring would be able to as well if it was suitably euro-ed out.

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:14 pm
by josh-hocking
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: do it.... :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:18 pm
by toecutter666
Yeh do it, sirocco looks :cool: with the gumball stickers may stop some oik sticking a brick in to it

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:26 pm
by gareth
I'm not alone! :woohoo:
you utter deviants!!!! :twisted:

the scirocco does look cool. i think that would look better than the E30's there. green on the 'powaaaahhh' bulge on the bonnet, green below the rubbing strips and amybe some ID numbers on the roof.
some banded steels would complete the euro police poverty look a treat. :D

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:28 pm
by Blitz
Do it. Only if the green colour is a vinyl which can be removed.

Get a rust free poverty spec mooredoor like this, then put a M20 or M50 so it can be a sleeper.

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Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:35 pm
by Benho
that looks so :cool:

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:39 pm
by 320Touring
I thought only fast e30's (m10 carb, b20 etc) got that livery?

you'r puny m30 couldnt peel the vynal off!

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:42 pm
by ImysE30
Do it, looks proper :cool: :cool:

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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:45 pm
by toecutter666
I know i'm biased but what about.....
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:54 pm
by gareth
Blitz wrote:Do it. Only if the green colour is a vinyl which can be removed.

Get a rust free poverty spec mooredoor like this, then put a M20 or M50 so it can be a sleeper.
deffo vinyl, can't be arsed with painting it in case i get bored of the colour!

i don't need a povery spec moredoor to make a sleeper, i have an alpine white 3.5 M30 touring already, persuitwagen! :cool:

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:55 pm
by gareth
320Touring wrote:I thought only fast e30's (m10 carb, b20 etc) got that livery?

you'r puny m30 couldnt peel the vynal off!
at least i can spell this evening :P
here's one for you:
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Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:05 pm
by appletree
Do it will look mint :cool:

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:49 pm
by Blitz
gareth wrote:
Blitz wrote:Do it. Only if the green colour is a vinyl which can be removed.

Get a rust free poverty spec mooredoor like this, then put a M20 or M50 so it can be a sleeper.
deffo vinyl, can't be arsed with painting it in case i get bored of the colour!

i don't need a povery spec moredoor to make a sleeper, i have an alpine white 3.5 M30 touring already, persuitwagen! :cool:
:drool:

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:50 pm
by The_Diddler
It would certainly stand out thats for sure.....

I see the German Plod appreciated an E30 with the correct amount of doors, 2 doors no use when you have help!! a master criminal into the back of the panda car hey........................... :D :D :D

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:55 pm
by rh306
a different option for red E30 owners:

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:cool: E12 too

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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:57 pm
by gareth
ooh, liking the high level stripes. very starsky and hutch! :cool:

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:59 pm
by rh306
gareth wrote:I'm not alone! :woohoo:
you utter deviants!!!! :twisted:

the scirocco does look cool. i think that would look better than the E30's there. green on the 'powaaaahhh' bulge on the bonnet, green below the rubbing strips and amybe some ID numbers on the roof.
some banded steels would complete the euro police poverty look a treat. :D

that Malaysian chromie is off the hook! :cool:

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:00 am
by rh306
Blitz wrote:Do it. Only if the green colour is a vinyl which can be removed.

Get a rust free poverty spec mooredoor like this, then put a M20 or M50 so it can be a sleeper.

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that Malaysian chromie is off the hook :cool:

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:02 am
by TheRu
Nout so cool as babylon bre.....

if you're gonna do it try lookin at the old somkey and the bandit movies!!!!

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:25 am
by gareth
TheRu wrote:Nout so cool as babylon bre.....

if you're gonna do it try lookin at the old somkey and the bandit movies!!!!
pardon?

smokey and the bandit wasn't really very german... :?

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:43 am
by Eddie25
I'm with toecutter666. Slightly off topic but in keeping with a Mad Max type theme......

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Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:14 am
by grantfk10
Go for it Gareth, it'd suit the touring!! :twisted: :twisted:

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:21 am
by gareth
i was sure everyone would try and convince me not to do this!!! where's the pureists? :D :D

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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:26 am
by Japandrew73

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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:26 am
by 320Touring
gareth wrote:i was sure everyone would try and convince me not to do this!!! where's the pureists? :D :D
in bed,stroking hardons over 4 spoke steering wheels, and properly placed Alpenis decals...

I honestly reckon the green may make your car look a bit girly- its mean and moody at the moment (if a touch high :wink: )

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:27 am
by Blitz
What your doing is kind of OEM. Assuming your making a replica of the ones above.

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:30 am
by gareth

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:32 am
by Nay
NOOO it will look dreadfull!!!































Only messing! Do it! I love the line from the headlights to the top of the rear lights, goes just under the door handles. Someone on here has an E30 painted in 2 colours separated by this line.... looks uber :cool:

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:38 am
by gareth
320Touring wrote: I honestly reckon the green may make your car look a bit girly- its mean and moody at the moment (if a touch high :wink: )
could do it with matt black stripes?

oh, that reminds me, i must twiddle my twiddly doofas and lower my car back to this position, just to be as cool as you
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:47 am
by Blitz
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Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:48 am
by Jon_Bmw
There was a white GT3 Polizi stickered up at Le mans. It looked the fecking tits. I would suspect a lot of grief from the UK fuzz though. :( As you may or may not be aware, anything goes in France around Le mans week. If only the Police in the UK stepped back and thought about things for a few seconds.

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:23 pm
by rh306
Blitz wrote:What your doing is kind of OEM. Assuming your making a replica of the ones above.
Yep, there’s dozens of OEM looks to go for too. You could do an ADAC one, one of the airport support vehicles with a big ”˜Follow Me’ sign on the back and Frankfurt Flughafen stickers, an ambulance like those W123 Merc based ones, a Nurburgring support vehicle, german army staff car with matt green paint and blacked out bottle tops and flags”¦.

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:55 pm
by daimlerman
How about a green stripe Carkeys and Thruch style? You know,using the 'D' post to take the green up over the back of the roof....
You should get away with putting Politeske on the stripe.....

Re: sick thoughts: german polizei replica?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:21 pm
by psychochild187
do it !
even go for the german look number plates too, really set it off

im not sure there is anything wrong with having the lights

its if you use them there is

like having second hand amblances or fire engines