E30 Zone

Haven't been around for a while but I'm not using either e30 atthe moment and haven't since december, thinking if getting shot of Nellys old track touring since I've only used it in anger once.

Is everyone here still just time wasting pennyless loosers? Are any of the new members any better?

Would like to point out many of you arnt time wasting pennyless loosers, but thought it might spark a debate, I would drum up some interest as many of you know the car, and I'd get the lowdown on new users and the gossip from while I've been away.

This is not a for sale thread!

I would like to confirm that I am, indeed, a pennyless loser.
I'm also trying hard to get on the list for a council house, but there's seems to be some problem over my job and lack of children.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to moving into your corridor sometime soon Mr March

sorry but despite what you've heardIm no batty boy!

Whilst you were away Gareth, the zone lottery syndicate had a win and we are all dripping in cash and a stripped molested touring is just too pov stricken for our tastes.

march109 wrote: Is everyone here still just time wasting pennyless loosers?

I work for the NHS so I suppose by definition, no pennies...

As for being a loser, subject to debate...

You lucky gits all I got was crotch itch while I was away, I'm 99% certain it's the Chinese washing powder (I hope! )

It's not a bad car, but it's not a good 'un either!

How many have you got in the fleet at the moment Gareth?

And how were the ladyboys?

no lady boys in china, the Chinese government don't even acknowledge there are any gays in china, intact a friend who lives there told me the official stance on homosexuality is that "there is no homosexual problem in china".

For such a forward thinking country they really are decades behind in social policy. In other ways leagues ahead.

Any way 6 cars in the stable at the moment, sold a galvanizer before I left. At least 3 too many. I have the 307 runaround, e7 cab, Picasso dog mobile, track turd, 2.8 sport and finally the mr2 when I need to maka de hair silky smooth.

The local MP's in the lower house also proclaimed Bahrain for free from homosexuals, and were working on a law to have them banned...which begs the question why ban something that does not exist!! Saudi also has no homosexuals and not so long ago had no drug problem either, recently it was discovered the country is one of the Worlds worst for amphetimine use, (which says quite a lot if they beat Britain after what i saw (but did not inhale!!) during the mid nineties club scene) so with most young Saudi's only diversion from the back doors being the Indonesian maid then i suspect the statistics offices to make another bold claim soon!!

Welcome back!! Er no... welcome again!!

mrlee

Hey Gareth nice to see you about mate!

Finally got work started on the Alpina, got a long list of jobs now for getting the MOT when it's due in September. And sadly it's leaving me pennieless but I'm happy it's getting some TLC now.

I remain officially pennyless, the new daily is draining my wallet of fuel. But it is amusing, if a little barge like.

LE MANS!!!!!!!

No, your right.

I will be tomorrow after I pick up my first E30.

24 hours more to wait

Nice to see you are as polite as ever Gareth

well i live in a field in a static with nowt but a donkey as a neighbour (no bestiality jokes please) and 50p in me pocket but i get to look out the window at me tourin so life aint too bad

Gareth; losers not loosers!!!

jollygreen wrote:well i live in a field in a static with nowt but a donkey as a neighbour (no bestiality jokes please) and 50p in me pocket but i get to look out the window at me tourin so life aint too bad

wow, you get to live in a static have 50p and have a donkey.

I have to pay a donkey 50p to share it's hay and let it drive my touring on weekends - you lucky B@*~#$*

Hello G.

Hi dude, im still here

How did ur MOT go??

bss325i wrote:Hello G.

how do B.

I have a for ka that runs on lpg do i qualify?

How do. Not much has changed around these parts, still too many turds being broken and no ones sharing the morsels

Rosc0PColtrane wrote:Gareth; losers not loosers!!!

...and penniless
welcome back Gareth, we'll catch up soon mate

cliffybabe wrote:Hi dude, im still here

How did ur MOT go??

Haven't booked it in yet, need to get it done though as insurance and tax is up soon too!!

sweep wrote:

sweep wrote:I have a ford ka that runs on lpg do i qualify?

If you want!!!

Hello everybody else!!! Good to see some of the same old faces, sadly I didn't see any e30s in china, I'm not even sure they like bicycles any more everyone rides a death ped.