look at what some b4st4rd has done

[robbo86]

trust me, 2 sets of girls have drove off small cliffs in jersey. in the last year...

life insurance? Jilted lover? Given what the doris is worth on insurance She best check her brake cables after an arguement!

[adit]

... and i take up 2 parking spaces when i go out..

well if there's one sure-fire way to pee off people who are trying to park and there are no other spaces.....isn't that a fairly risky strategy bml?

[DanThe]

You should be careful which car parks you use when taking up 2 spaces, most will be straight on the blower to the local clampers

[town325i]

You should be careful which car parks you use when taking up 2 spaces, most will be straight on the blower to the local clampers

not like our nice local clamper that is in prison now for fraud

[DanThe]

Well if you clamp a coppers car .........

[town325i]

Well if you clamp a coppers car .........

i think i may invest in some wheel clamps

[robbo86]

Well if you clamp a coppers car .........

Explain!

[DanThe]

The stupid cow running an illegal clamping firm (basically going round giving cash handouts to carpark owners close to the town centre, pubs/shops etc) dropped a bollock by clamping an undercover old bills car. This is what started off the investigation that eventually seized her house, cars, froze her bank accounts and gave her a dollop of bird

Karma, gotta love it

[robbo86]

The stupid cow running an illegal clamping firm (basically going round giving cash handouts to carpark owners close to the town centre, pubs/shops etc) dropped a bollock by clamping an undercover old bills car. This is what started off the investigation that eventually seized her house, cars, froze her bank accounts and gave her a dollop of bird

Karma, gotta love it

[town325i]

The stupid cow running an illegal clamping firm (basically going round giving cash handouts to carpark owners close to the town centre, pubs/shops etc) dropped a bollock by clamping an undercover old bills car. This is what started off the investigation that eventually seized her house, cars, froze her bank accounts and gave her a dollop of bird

Karma, gotta love it

one of the angry people that got clamped petrol bombed there recovery truck

[DanThe]

Was that outside the rock cafe? Thats where most of the riots erupted

[town325i]

Was that outside the rock cafe? Thats where most of the riots erupted

yes it was iirc they were waiting in an e36 for the truck and that got set on fire too

[C33]

I am paranoid about my car, even though its scrap really, everytime I leave it at a large uni car park! Young women in Ford Ka's everywhere. Its a recipe for disaster, although on a smaller scale. I take two spaces where possible. Still by the time someone has moved halfway through the day, some **** usually ends up 2" off one of the wingmirrors

I'm one pin dent(car door) up in only 2 months

I wouldn't worry, my missus has just started uni and spent her loan upgrading a Ka to a MkIII Supra.
Regards
Iain

[Jon_Bmw]

I am paranoid about my car, even though its scrap really, everytime I leave it at a large uni car park! Young women in Ford Ka's everywhere. Its a recipe for disaster, although on a smaller scale. I take two spaces where possible. Still by the time someone has moved halfway through the day, some **** usually ends up 2" off one of the wingmirrors

I'm one pin dent(car door) up in only 2 months

I wouldn't worry, my missus has just started uni and spent her loan upgrading a Ka to a MkIII Supra.
Regards
Iain

[town325i]

small up date ive collected the wings off simon13 the insides of them are like new no rust at all just going to give them a bit of fresh paint to get rid of some small dents

[DanThe]

Paint the insides with old engine oil

[Mox3d]

The stupid cow running an illegal clamping firm (basically going round giving cash handouts to carpark owners close to the town centre, pubs/shops etc) dropped a bollock by clamping an undercover old bills car. This is what started off the investigation that eventually seized her house, cars, froze her bank accounts and gave her a dollop of bird

Karma, gotta love it

Forgive me. But that right there cheered me up lol. Awesome.

[town325i]

Paint the insides with old engine oil

i dont think it will help with the amount of waxoil that is on them already