ill have you know that just because i have a womb that does not mean i dont know anything about engines.

and actually i wasnt drunk cliffy!!! someone might have sacrificed a few xmas presents unless they redeem themselves quickly . . .

Oi Mo'fo!

Do we all have to do the same thing and be boring??!! I think Tony 'twat' blair is your role model.

As Neil is mr the chrome stays!!

THE BITCH HAS SPOKEN

Sorry to disapoint fellas but ive got my handsful with Neil.

neil i only put up with it cos i know itll be worth it when your car looks the dogs! you'll soon know if its crap tho, dont worry

i dont want it, its fine on my chuffeuers car thanks!

Just got out of Cliffys car and it sounds the dogs nads!

Im not buying one - I get prime position in yours

And as for youre drive home tonight - I will if you will - I dare you.

Well, I cant get tan lines now can I!